{"id":24277,"date":"1997-01-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-01-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/astro-creep-2000\/"},"modified":"1997-01-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1997-01-21T00:00:00","slug":"astro-creep-2000","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/astro-creep-2000\/","title":{"rendered":"Astro-creep: 2000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes it seems hard to take a band whose album title<br \/>\n(truncated above) is longer than their whole album.<\/p>\n<p>Enter White Zombie, who are cocky enough to release an album<br \/>\nwith a title long enough to break the jaw of an elephant &#8211; but<br \/>\ndamned if they don&#8217;t save face in the music.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, sure, you could slam them for the supposed demonic images<br \/>\nthey continually portray in the music. You could scorn them for the<br \/>\ncontinued use of obscenities in the lyrics. You could laugh at them<br \/>\nfor the incredibly inane song titles &#8211; c&#8217;mon, &#8220;El Phantasmo And The<br \/>\nChicken-Run Blast-O-Rama&#8221;? What the hell<br \/>\n<i>is<\/i> this, Monty Python?<\/p>\n<p>But strip away all that, and it&#8217;s the music, stupid &#8211; a fact<br \/>\nwhich will not hit you until at least the second listen. The first<br \/>\ntime I heard this album, I couldn&#8217;t believe I pissed away $10 on<br \/>\nit. It has remained filed away in one of the darkest areas of the<br \/>\nlegendary Pierce Memorial Archives (&#8220;D&#8221; ticket needed to enter)&#8230;<br \/>\nuntil now.<\/p>\n<p>On second listen, lead throat Rob Zombie proves himself to be a<br \/>\nsolid frontman, one minute growling, the next minute sneering, the<br \/>\nnext doing audio tricks to his vocals to make it sound like he&#8217;s<br \/>\ndelivering them over a phone call. Guitarist J&#8217;s work is solid, as<br \/>\nis the thundering bass of Sean Yseult. And let&#8217;s not forget the<br \/>\nskin work of new drummer John Tempesta, who looks the most out of<br \/>\nplace on the album cover.<\/p>\n<p>And the music &#8211; oh! the music! The first single &#8220;More Human Than<br \/>\nHuman&#8221; captures the band at their peak, while other tracks like<br \/>\n&#8220;Super-Charger Heaven&#8221; and &#8220;Blood, Milk And Sky&#8221; (my two favorite<br \/>\ntracks) show just how talented this band is, whether you like metal<br \/>\nor not. The two-part &#8220;Electric Head&#8221; is an interesting piece,<br \/>\nthough the second half is slightly better.<\/p>\n<p>Forget about the occasionally descriptive lyric sheet &#8211; fact is,<br \/>\nwithout the sheet, it&#8217;s sometimes hard to understand what Zombie is<br \/>\nsinging on<br \/>\n<i>Astro-Creep: 2000<\/i> &#8211; and this may be just as well. It&#8217;s<br \/>\nalmost more fun trying to guess what he&#8217;s trying to say without<br \/>\nhaving a cardboard insert to translate him.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Astro-Creep: 2000<\/i> is a very quick listen &#8211; before you know<br \/>\nit, the album is over, leaving you wanting more. Zombie and crew<br \/>\nknow how to write music that satisfies as long as it&#8217;s on. After<br \/>\nthat, the listener is left with their imagination.<\/p>\n<p>Music is supposed to be about having fun, and White Zombie sound<br \/>\nlike they&#8217;re having the time of their lives on<br \/>\n<i>Astro-Creep: 2000<\/i>. Proof positive that evil sometimes feels<br \/>\ngreat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24048,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[5629],"rating":[5615],"class_list":["post-24277","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-white-zombie","rating-rating-b"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/24277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/24277\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24277"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=24277"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=24277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}