{"id":35536,"date":"1997-02-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-02-21T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/pyromania\/"},"modified":"1997-02-21T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1997-02-21T00:00:00","slug":"pyromania","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/pyromania\/","title":{"rendered":"Pyromania"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What the hell has happened to me?<\/p>\n<p>When I was younger, I loved Def Leppard and their music. They were a cool band, and a popular form of heavy metal of the time. &#8220;Photograph&#8221; was a staple on MTV, as well as on the radio, and I thought at the time their album <i>Pyromania<\/i> was incredible.<\/p>\n<p>Going back through memory lane while walking through the now-legendary Pierce Memorial Archives (bring a chair and a sandwich), I found my beat-up tape copy of <i>Pyromania<\/i>, and decided to give it a spin. (Fortunately, I have tape decks and CD players &#8211; as well as mini-fridges stocked with Old Style &#8211; strategcally placed throughout the Archives.)<\/p>\n<p>To my surprise and horror, I found myself disappointed with the album. Had I been wrong all those years ago? Was Def Leppard just a halfway decent band who came in at the right time? Was I&#8230;oh, my God&#8230; growing up?<\/p>\n<p>To answer the last question\u2026 <i>naaaahhh<\/i>, as my fascination with bands like Motorhead proves. And I won&#8217;t deny that Def Leppard happened to be in the right place at the right time, which allowed them to capitalize on the popularity of the then-infant music video technology.<\/p>\n<p>No, the problem with <i>Pyromania<\/i> is simply age &#8211; 14 years since its release, it has just not aged as well as some albums. What fit in with the times in 1983 now sounds hideously out of place.<\/p>\n<p>Joe Elliott&#8217;s sore-throat screaming on songs like &#8220;Rock! Rock! Till You Drop&#8221; (never one of my favorites) now grates like cheese on a knife blade. It is difficult &#8211; sometimes painful &#8211; to listen to. The keyboard use has that distinctive mid-80&#8217;s sound to it, sending the listener for another ride in the old time capsule. The two-guitar attack of Phil Collen and the late Steve Clark just doesn&#8217;t have the bite to it that it used to.<\/p>\n<p>And the hits? Well, &#8220;Photograph&#8221; is still somewhat enjoyable to listen to, but others feature the falsetto vocals from band members that make it sound like they were whacked in the kiwis with a big stick prior to recording their tracks. There were times my cat howled with pain when she heard them. These are sounds that just don&#8217;t seem like they were made by human beings. &#8220;Rock Of Ages&#8221; is a little more low-key with these vocals &#8211; but not by much.<\/p>\n<p>One fact has remained constant through the passage of time &#8211; when the band&#8217;s songwriting was off, the results were putrid. &#8220;Stagefright&#8221; and &#8220;Billy&#8217;s Got A Gun&#8221; are two songs which show the limitations of Def Leppard&#8217;s songwriting skills (which would be somewhat sharpened on <i>Hysteria<\/i>, an album I&#8217;ll eventually feature here).<\/p>\n<p>After the death of Clark, I made the comment in a newspaper review of <i>Adrenalize<\/i> that Collen was a better lead player than he was a rhythm guitarist. Collen&#8217;s leads on <i>Pyromania<\/i> attest to this, while the rhythm guitar tracks on cuts like &#8220;Photograph&#8221; shine. Rick Allen&#8217;s drumming was very powerful on this, the last album he recorded prior to the car crash that would cost him one arm.<\/p>\n<p>To an aging metalhead like myself, criticism of an album like <i>Pyromania<\/i> may seem on the verge of blasphemy. Unfortunately, the truth is more painful than the illusion. After over a decade, <i>Pyromania<\/i> has lost its spark &#8211; and some would argue, so has Def Leppard &#8211; but that&#8217;s another argument for another column.<\/p>\n<p>And my fascination with Motorhead? 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