{"id":35675,"date":"1997-07-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-07-13T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/introduce-yourself\/"},"modified":"1997-07-13T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1997-07-13T00:00:00","slug":"introduce-yourself","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/introduce-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"Introduce Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Faith No More is a prime example of a band who achieve success<br \/>\nwith one song, and that is all that people know (or want to know)<br \/>\nabout them. Had it not been for &#8220;Epic&#8221; off their second major label<br \/>\nrelease<br \/>\n<i>The Real Thing<\/i>, this band would probably still be<br \/>\nlanguishing on college radio.<\/p>\n<p>My discovery of Faith No More was not with &#8220;Epic,&#8221; it was with<br \/>\ntheir 1987 release<br \/>\n<i>Introduce Yourself<\/i>, and the title couldn&#8217;t have been both<br \/>\nbetter and worse. It barely gave us time to get to know original<br \/>\nsinger Chuck Mosely, and in retrospect, this may not have been so<br \/>\nbad. But it also gave the world its first real taste of the band,<br \/>\nand showed us they ran both hot and cold on vinyl.<\/p>\n<p>The album opens up strongly enough with &#8220;Faster Disco,&#8221; and<br \/>\nimmediately you&#8217;re struck by the fact the band doesn&#8217;t seem to<br \/>\nquite know what it wanted to be. They could be a decent hard rock<br \/>\nband with the guitar work of Jim Martin (who I still miss), they<br \/>\ncould have been a funk band courtesy of the bass riffings of Bill<br \/>\nGould&#8230; hell, with Mosely&#8217;s often off-key warblings, they could<br \/>\nhave been a rap band a la Body Count. (For that matter, I<br \/>\n<i>still<\/i> don&#8217;t think Faith No More knows what kind of a band<br \/>\nthey want to be.) But &#8220;Faster Disco&#8221; is a great opening shot, and<br \/>\nleaves the listener looking forward to what the rest of the album<br \/>\nhas to offer.<\/p>\n<p>Too bad the very next effort, &#8220;Anne&#8217;s Song,&#8221; is a major step<br \/>\nbackwards. The first portion of the song is a positive enough<br \/>\nmessage, though musically it is a weak vehicle with which it is<br \/>\ndelivered. And the rundown of friends arriving for some event is<br \/>\njust tedious. Fortunately, the furious two minute blast of the<br \/>\ntitle track saves face.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chinese Arithmetic&#8221; is probably the unsung classic on<br \/>\n<i>Introduce Yourself<\/i> &#8211; the mixture of funk with a touch of rap<br \/>\nin the bridge, and the crunching guitar\/vocal shriek close is<br \/>\nsurprisingly appealing. (However, the recycling of a portion of the<br \/>\nlyrics on &#8220;R n&#8217; R&#8221; is annoying &#8211; what, you guys run out of original<br \/>\nideas so soon?)<\/p>\n<p>Too bad the moments of brilliance on this album are so few &#8211;<br \/>\nonly &#8220;The Crab Song&#8221; comes close, and is a solid effort of both<br \/>\nballad and funk which slams the listener into stunned acceptance.<br \/>\n&#8220;We Care A Lot&#8221; is an okay song, but it is more of a &#8220;novelty&#8221; item<br \/>\nthan a real hit. The rest of the album &#8211; well, they try, and it is<br \/>\noccasionally pleasant to listen to.<\/p>\n<p>Mosely, unbeknownst to him, was making an early swansong. He<br \/>\nwould be fired from the band (some say for drug abuse, I say for<br \/>\nmassacring the tonal scale), to be replaced by Mike Patton, who<br \/>\nactually could hold a tune while sneering at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Introduce Yourself<\/i> isn&#8217;t a bad album &#8211; I still occasionaly<br \/>\npull it out of the legendary Pierce Memorial Archives (call your<br \/>\nlocal cable operator) and reminisce about my days in college radio.<br \/>\nTen years after its release, it remains an interesting picture of a<br \/>\nband struggling to make it, as well as how much their songwriting<br \/>\nneeded to grow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24471,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[5784],"rating":[5614],"class_list":["post-35675","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-faith-no-more","rating-rating-c-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/35675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35675"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/35675\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35675"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=35675"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=35675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}