{"id":35921,"date":"1998-04-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-04-20T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/fifty-eggs\/"},"modified":"1998-04-20T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1998-04-20T00:00:00","slug":"fifty-eggs","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/fifty-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifty Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not often I get excited about an artist just by reading<br \/>\ntheir bio. To be honest, I try not to put too much faith in<br \/>\nmaterials that are included with some of the review copies of discs<br \/>\nI get in the mail. But Dan Bern was different &#8211; here was someone<br \/>\nthat was portrayed as outspoken, irreverent, and provocative &#8211; not<br \/>\nto mention having a great introspective view in his songs.<\/p>\n<p>No sooner had I read his bio that I found myself tugging at the<br \/>\nshrinkwrap on his latest release<br \/>\n<i>Fifty Eggs<\/i>. I had to hear for myself if all of this was true<br \/>\n&#8211; if it was, he was a musician after my own heart. And while the<br \/>\nbuildup is a tad strong &#8211; he&#8217;s not as outrageous as I would have<br \/>\nexpected &#8211; Bern definitely is the Loudon Wainwright III of<br \/>\nGeneration X, and deserves your attention.<\/p>\n<p>Produced by alternative<br \/>\n<i>chanteuse<\/i> Ani DiFranco, Bern makes the most of his talents,<br \/>\nthough it takes a song or two to get used to his style of singing.<br \/>\nOnce you&#8217;ve digested &#8220;Tiger Woods&#8221; (a song that has little to do<br \/>\nwith the golfer), the rest is easy. Even &#8220;Tiger Woods&#8221; isn&#8217;t a bad<br \/>\ntrack, one in which Bern claims &#8220;It ain&#8217;t braggin&#8217; if it&#8217;s<br \/>\ntrue.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The outrageousness comes when Bern dares to compare historical<br \/>\nstalwarts with the rest of us who are looking for a purpose in life<br \/>\nin the song &#8220;One Thing Real&#8221;. But far from being blasphemous, it<br \/>\nreminds us that we&#8217;re all basically in the same search for what<br \/>\nmakes us complete.<\/p>\n<p>His outspokenness continues on songs like &#8220;Cure For AIDS,&#8221; in<br \/>\nwhich Bern imagines the world once the cure is available in a pill<br \/>\nform. And if you think this is sacreligious, don&#8217;t yell at Bern &#8211;<br \/>\nsuch a concept has been around for some time. (If you want shock<br \/>\nvalue, check out &#8220;No Missing Link,&#8221; in which Bern offers his own<br \/>\nview of man&#8217;s evolution.)<\/p>\n<p>But just as Bern challenges your view of the world with a slap<br \/>\nin the face on<br \/>\n<i>Fifty Eggs<\/i>, he also shows his mettle as a storyteller. On<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh Sister,&#8221; Bern tells of the importance of this person in his<br \/>\nlife: &#8220;And where would Willie Mays have been \/ Without Jackie<br \/>\nRobinson \/ And who can say what I&#8217;d been \/ Without you to lead the<br \/>\nway.&#8221; It&#8217;s a song that I find myself returning to often. &#8220;Different<br \/>\nWorlds&#8221; dares to point out that even in &#8220;the great American melting<br \/>\npot,&#8221; there is a lot that separates (in Bern&#8217;s example) blacks and<br \/>\nwhites, but he points this out reverently.<\/p>\n<p>And as much as DiFranco&#8217;s influence is important on<br \/>\n<i>Fifty Eggs<\/i>, one wonders how many mentions on the album is<br \/>\nenough. Bern mentions her name twice in songs (&#8220;Chick Singers&#8221; and<br \/>\n&#8220;One Dance&#8221;). Hey, isn&#8217;t it enough that I&#8217;m now intrigued enough to<br \/>\ncheck out some of DiFranco&#8217;s work? (In Bern&#8217;s defense, on &#8220;Chick<br \/>\nSingers,&#8221; he does well in remembering many artists whom rock fans<br \/>\nin general might not have paid much attention to in the past.)<\/p>\n<p>But just as Loudon Wainwright III was dismissed as a joke<br \/>\nbecause of one stupid novelty hit in &#8220;Dead Skunk,&#8221; people might not<br \/>\nconsider Bern to be serious because of the nature of some of his<br \/>\nmusic. To these people, I say you&#8217;ve missed the point entirely (and<br \/>\nin the case of Wainwright, you&#8217;re still missing the point). Bern<br \/>\nisn&#8217;t out there to make us laugh; he uses humor, explicit detail<br \/>\nand the like to get his message across, and for the most part, he<br \/>\ndoes an excellent job.<\/p>\n<p>Biggest criticism: Why do artists continue to throw hidden<br \/>\ntracks on CDs? Granted, I didn&#8217;t have to wade through 40<br \/>\nthree-second-long tracks of silence to get to the 13th song &#8211; but<br \/>\nthis shit has to stop. Credit the track on the liner notes and get<br \/>\nit out of the way. (Sorry, but enough is enough &#8211; seems like I&#8217;m<br \/>\nrunning into this once a week these days.)<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Fifty Eggs<\/i> is a disc that should be given a fair shake by<br \/>\nboth rock fans, alternative fans and even folk afficionados alike.<br \/>\nBern has been clawing his way towards recognition with his<br \/>\ntake-no-prisoners approach to the music &#8211; and it&#8217;s working.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24717,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[5949],"rating":[5615],"class_list":["post-35921","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-dan-bern","rating-rating-b"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/35921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/35921\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35921"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=35921"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=35921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}