{"id":36762,"date":"2000-09-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-09-13T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/exotic-dancer-blues\/"},"modified":"2000-09-13T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2000-09-13T00:00:00","slug":"exotic-dancer-blues","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/exotic-dancer-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Exotic Dancer Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David Chastain has been waiting a long time to be the next big<br \/>\nthing in the world of guitar gods. He&#8217;s tried more musical paths<br \/>\nthan you&#8217;d expect, all trying to break through as a guitarist whose<br \/>\nname would be a household word.<\/p>\n<p>Now, he tries again with a three-piece rock outfit, Southern<br \/>\nGentleman. Their debut disc<br \/>\n<i>Exotic Dancer Blues<\/i> shows that this group could be something<br \/>\nspecial&#8230; but they ain&#8217;t there yet.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start with the positive aspects of this disc. For one<br \/>\nthing, there is no mistaking the fact that these three musicians &#8211;<br \/>\nChastain, bassist Kevin Kekes and drummer Dennis Lesh &#8211; are<br \/>\nastounding at their instruments. The trio does work hard at laying<br \/>\ndown a solid musical foundation, and they often do succeed at<br \/>\nthis.<\/p>\n<p>But one major mistake is made, and it is made often &#8211; namely,<br \/>\nletting Chastain sing. Simply put, he doesn&#8217;t have the pipes for<br \/>\nthis material. I&#8217;ve always been skeptical when guitar gurus I&#8217;ve<br \/>\ngrown up with have decided to step up in front of the microphone<br \/>\nand let it rip vocally. Joe Satriani didn&#8217;t initially succeed; Dave<br \/>\nUhrich did a surprisingly good job. Chastain just isn&#8217;t a singer,<br \/>\nand Southern Gentlemen would be well advised to search out a<br \/>\nfull-time lead vocalist for their next effort.<\/p>\n<p>Besides, without that distraction, Chastain could easily<br \/>\nconcentrate on what he does best, and that&#8217;s play guitar. On tracks<br \/>\nlike &#8220;I Feel So Blue,&#8221; &#8220;Back Door Woman&#8221; and &#8220;Ease The Pain,&#8221;<br \/>\nChastain whips out impressive guitar licks but shows a great deal<br \/>\nof restraint. We know that he could have easily sent out a guitar<br \/>\nline which would have blistered the paint in your living room.<br \/>\nInstead, Chastain went for the vibe of the song, not how many knots<br \/>\nhe could tie in the fretboard&#8230; and that&#8217;s something to<br \/>\nadmire.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Exotic Dancer Blues<\/i> also shows further holes in Southern<br \/>\nGentlemen&#8217;s sound. Again, no knock on the musicians&#8217;<br \/>\nperformances&#8230; but the overall sound is a bit sparse. Even with<br \/>\nthe addition of a simple keyboard, it could have fleshed things out<br \/>\nmore in the short moments when Chastain didn&#8217;t play, leaving only<br \/>\nbass and drums to fill the void. Keyboards &#8211; or even, dare I say, a<br \/>\nrhythm guitarist &#8211; on cuts like &#8220;Down To New Orleans&#8221; and &#8220;Give Me<br \/>\nYour Lust&#8221; would have turned these into barnburners.<\/p>\n<p>Finally&#8230; as much as I appreciate the nymphette on the cover,<br \/>\nit may be wise to drop the &#8220;hornier-than-thou&#8221; approach in the<br \/>\nmusic. Putting out a call for exotic dancers to send in their<br \/>\nphotos for future album covers sounds a bit&#8230; well, desperate. (If<br \/>\nthey so wish, these same dancers can send<br \/>\n<i>me<\/i> their photos&#8230; I&#8217;m just too cheap to renew my<br \/>\nsubscription to<br \/>\n<i>Hustler<\/i>.)<\/p>\n<p>With a few more coats of paint here and there, Southern<br \/>\nGentlemen could well be a band to reckon with down the road, and it<br \/>\ncould finally bring Chastain to the point where he would be as<br \/>\nrecognizable as, say, Steve Vai. I&#8217;d rather look at<br \/>\n<i>Exotic Dancer Blues<\/i> as a launching pad for the band to get<br \/>\nwhere they should be. Let&#8217;s hope these guys don&#8217;t stay static;<br \/>\notherwise, they&#8217;ll soon sound as watered down as the liquor at your<br \/>\nfavorite nudie bar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[6416],"rating":[5619],"class_list":["post-36762","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-southern-gentlemen","rating-rating-c"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/36762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/36762\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36762"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=36762"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=36762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}