{"id":36822,"date":"2000-10-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-10-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/assorted-chocolates\/"},"modified":"2000-10-19T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2000-10-19T00:00:00","slug":"assorted-chocolates","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/assorted-chocolates\/","title":{"rendered":"Assorted Chocolates"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The greatest insult one can throw at a person following their<br \/>\npassion is, &#8220;Don&#8217;t quit your day job.&#8221; Lord knows I&#8217;ve been told<br \/>\nthat thousands of times &#8211; and let me tell you, Dad, that really<br \/>\nstarts to hurt after a while, so cut it out, okay?<\/p>\n<p>So I don&#8217;t quite know how New York-based musician Paul Cote will<br \/>\ntake what I&#8217;m about to say: Paul, if you&#8217;re reading, quit your day<br \/>\njob. If your recently-released EP<br \/>\n<i>Assorted Chocolates<\/i> is any indication of your talents as a<br \/>\nsongwriter and musician, you&#8217;re going to knock the music world on<br \/>\nits bloated ass in no time at all. If you&#8217;re working a<br \/>\nnine-to-five, give it up, and get ready to knock on every label&#8217;s<br \/>\ndoor with this CD. (Of course, if music<br \/>\n<i>is<\/i> your day job, Paul, don&#8217;t quit it.) Anyone who doesn&#8217;t<br \/>\nsee the potential behind it is either deaf or an idiot &#8211; and Lord<br \/>\nknows I&#8217;ve seen enough instances of both in 15 years.<\/p>\n<p>There is a reason why Cote was named one of New York&#8217;s best<br \/>\nunsigned artists by Billboard. With his bandmates &#8211; bassist Michael<br \/>\nBurns and drummer Masa Amakura &#8211; Cote takes every single influence<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s ever expeienced musically and throws them all into a Waring<br \/>\nblender. What comes out is incredibly smooth, transcending style<br \/>\nand classification and pleasing anyone who loves rock for rock&#8217;s<br \/>\nsake.<\/p>\n<p>Tracks like &#8220;Lobuine&#8221; and &#8220;Jet Fighter&#8221; throw equal amounts of<br \/>\nrock, soul, funk and pure emotion into one neat package. Sure, the<br \/>\noverall production is a little rough around the edges &#8211; but<br \/>\nsomehow, that just serves to make the music all the more endearing,<br \/>\nas if it was meant to be that way. You can occasionally hear where<br \/>\nCote double-tracked his vocals, but this isn&#8217;t a terrible<br \/>\ndistraction. As long as the music he keeps cranking out is so<br \/>\ncaptivating, I&#8217;m more than willing to overlook the small stuff.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone seems to be making a big deal out of the song &#8220;Chinese<br \/>\nPictures,&#8221; a song which I found took a little time to really get<br \/>\ninto. It&#8217;s good, but the standout of this album could well be<br \/>\n&#8220;Refrigerator Syndrome,&#8221; a track which simply has it all. I defy<br \/>\nyou not to be able to fight the urge to get up and dance to this<br \/>\ntrack &#8211; even if all you&#8217;re doing is happily slamming yourself<br \/>\nagainst the wall. It&#8217;s an incredible piece of music.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, I&#8217;d like to have had more than 21 minutes&#8217; worth of tunes<br \/>\nto base an opinion on Cote, but there&#8217;s more than ample proof on<br \/>\n<i>Assorted Chocolates<\/i> that should convince some record company<br \/>\nexecutive to give this guy a fighting chance. Who knows? Cote just<br \/>\nmight exceed their expectations &#8211; something, of course, which<br \/>\nwouldn&#8217;t surprise me. Cote seems to be marked for greatness &#8211; if<br \/>\nonly the right people would turn his way and listen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25616,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[6453],"rating":[5613],"class_list":["post-36822","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-paul-cote","rating-rating-a-minus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/36822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/36822\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36822"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=36822"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=36822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}