{"id":37595,"date":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/the-cold-vein\/"},"modified":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","slug":"the-cold-vein","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/the-cold-vein\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cold Vein"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you&#8217;re sick to death of So &#038; So running their mouths<br \/>\nabout how &#8220;it&#8217;s just gonna be all right,&#8221; or eventually tire of<br \/>\nhearing punk as decoded by rednecks\/jocks, open up and say<br \/>\n<i>aaah<\/i> to NYC&#8217;s Cannibal Ox. You&#8217;ll gain some real<br \/>\notherworldly perspective in the process. But first pull your pants<br \/>\nup to your neck, because this river runs deep. There&#8217;s just no way<br \/>\nin hell you&#8217;ll feel like getting jiggy or shaking your money maker<br \/>\nafter even three songs off of<br \/>\n<i>The Cold Vein<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>I listened to this album about five times in a row the other<br \/>\nnight, and have a major chest cold now to match the sub-zero<br \/>\natmosphere of songs like &#8220;Pigeon&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Birds of the same feather flock together congested on a<br \/>\nmajestic street corner \/ That&#8217;s a short-time goal for most of &#8217;em,<br \/>\n&#8216;cuz most of them would rather expand their wings and hover over<br \/>\ngreater things \/ That&#8217;s what we call inspired flight by the pigeons<br \/>\nthat gotta eat pizza crust every night \/ And let there be light was<br \/>\nunderstood when a mic stand descended from up above and to the hood<br \/>\n\/ But I&#8217;ve graduated, got my wings, and you&#8217;ve gotta let go of my<br \/>\nconstructed Lego Eggo waffle halo.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Those lines came courtesy of emcee Vast Aire, so-named because<br \/>\nhe&#8217;s one of the few rappers sizeable enough to play professional<br \/>\nbasketball (that&#8217;s not including several among the nine-member<br \/>\nWu-Tang Clan). These aren&#8217;t bogus tales of big pimpin&#8217;, money<br \/>\ncountin&#8217;, or bootie-slappin&#8217;. Cannibal Ox are onto some grimy<br \/>\nCyborg thuds that resonate with realism, and are unfit for people<br \/>\nwho customarily listen to hip-hop to be a vicarious sociopath or a<br \/>\nporno star. The thuds arrive via El-P (aka Jamie Meline, formerly<br \/>\nof Company Flow), with a personal production style similar to Ennio<br \/>\nMorriconne mixed with Masami Akita (Merzbow). Timbaland he&#8217;s<br \/>\nnot.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>The Cold Vein<\/i> has been re-issued in an instrumental format,<br \/>\nso you can hear the same songs sans vocals, and mixed slightly<br \/>\ndifferently. I don&#8217;t have it yet, but if the final Company Flow<br \/>\nalbum<br \/>\n<i>Little Johnny From The Hospitul<\/i>, which was devoid of<br \/>\nrapping, is any indication, it should be fantastic.<\/p>\n<p>Fresh from Def Jux, which is the new label Meline put together<br \/>\nin response to the nightmare that was Rawkus Recordings,<br \/>\n<i>Cold Vein<\/i> is (sort of) the precursor to<br \/>\n<i>Fantastic Damage<\/i>, El-P&#8217;s exquisitely long-awaited solo<br \/>\nalbum. Def Jux has bragging rights to new material by Aesop Rock,<br \/>\nRJD2, Camu Tao, Atoms Family, Masai Bey, Y@k Ballz, and several<br \/>\nothers you&#8217;ve unfortunately probably never heard of. You can start<br \/>\nwith<br \/>\n<i>Cold Vein<\/i>,<br \/>\n<i>Enters The Colossus<\/i> by Mr. Lif, and then I&#8217;d recommend<br \/>\n<i>Fantastic Damage<\/i>. The Cannibal Ox track &#8220;Ridiculoid&#8221; was<br \/>\noriginally meant for that particular album.<\/p>\n<p>Rappers Vast and Vordul Megilah spin misshapen allegories on<br \/>\n<i>Cold Vein<\/i>, and use imagery more punk than punk has ever been<br \/>\ncapable of (especially now). Don&#8217;t believe me? Go on the web and<br \/>\ndownload an MP3 of &#8220;A B-Boys Alpha.&#8221; You&#8217;ll laugh quietly for a<br \/>\nsplit second, and then be thankful that nobody heard you. The only<br \/>\ntime I can think of a drums\/guitar\/bass\/vocal combo getting<br \/>\nanywhere near the disturbing vibe of that track was in 1978 when<br \/>\nthe Misfits released a single called &#8220;Bullet.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":26364,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"artist":[6843],"rating":[5646],"class_list":["post-37595","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-cannibal-ox","rating-rating-a"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37595\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37595"},{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=37595"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=37595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}