{"id":37682,"date":"2003-08-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-08-14T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/staring-at-the-divine\/"},"modified":"2003-08-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-08-14T00:00:00","slug":"staring-at-the-divine","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/staring-at-the-divine\/","title":{"rendered":"Staring At The Divine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Upon gazing at the cover, I considered the possibility that<br \/>\nAlabama themselves had gotten back together and unearthed a<br \/>\nfollow-up to 1993&#8217;s<br \/>\n<i>Cheap Seats<\/i>. I opened the CD booklet to see an unshaven<br \/>\nhorde gazing at me from a moonlit thicket, as if to ask,<br \/>\n<i>&#8220;Whathefuck are you doing in our woods anyway, city<br \/>\nboy?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>No, this doesn&#8217;t appear to be Jeff Cook, Teddy Gentry and<br \/>\nfriends, and instead of a well-rehearsed &#8220;Tennessee River,&#8221; they&#8217;re<br \/>\nequipped with songs called &#8220;Whore Adore,&#8221; &#8220;Beck and Call&#8221; (which<br \/>\nisn&#8217;t actually about Beck), and &#8220;Amounts That Count&#8221; (not a James<br \/>\nBrown cover either).<\/p>\n<p>Alabama Thunderpussy are from Richmond, Virginia, where there is<br \/>\nan apparent shortage of razor blades. Whenever I see a chap with a<br \/>\nbeard I almost instantly assume that it smells like what he last<br \/>\nate. So, for some peculiar reason, while Johnny Throckmorton is<br \/>\nsinging, I&#8217;m imagining a plate of steaming chili. I probably think<br \/>\ntoo much. I&#8217;ll also suggest that you not do the same when listening<br \/>\nto this. Worrying about whether or not A.T. are in the right<br \/>\ncentury, much less the correct decade, will keep you from reaping<br \/>\nany of the benefits of<br \/>\n<i>Staring at the Divine<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Instrumentally this is really quite interesting-almost like<br \/>\nTrouble with Kathleen Hannah&#8217;s younger brother on vocals.<br \/>\nThrockmorton apparently has a bad taste in his mouth, and his<br \/>\nlyrics frequently do an elongated turn at the end of each phrase,<br \/>\njust like hers.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m taking on plenty of points for big, big the guitars, and<br \/>\nAlabama Thuderpussy&#8217;s obvious sense of humor too. The last time I<br \/>\nheard this many cool, weird, memorable riffs was on<br \/>\n<i>Time Does Not Heal<\/i> (1989) by Dark Angel, which was so<br \/>\nstuffed with carpal-tunnel fretwork that I found myself<br \/>\nhead-banging one morning and unintentionally put my forehead<br \/>\nthrough my brother&#8217;s teeth. This album is a bit too deliberate for<br \/>\nsuch displays of affection.<\/p>\n<p>Ted Nugent joins the Black Heart Procession onstage for a medley<br \/>\nof &#8220;Release My Heart,&#8221; &#8220;Motor City Madhouse,&#8221; &#8220;A Boy With No<br \/>\nTongue,&#8221; and &#8220;Cat Scratch Fever.&#8221; The only five guys who saw that<br \/>\nshow are in this band, and, aside from the missing trumpet and<br \/>\naccordion, this is pretty exact.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":26448,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[6894],"rating":[5617],"class_list":["post-37682","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-alabama-thunderpussy","rating-rating-b-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37682\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=37682"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=37682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}