{"id":37710,"date":"2003-09-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/three-humid-nights-in-the-cypress-trees\/"},"modified":"2003-09-19T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-09-19T00:00:00","slug":"three-humid-nights-in-the-cypress-trees","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/three-humid-nights-in-the-cypress-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>These boys perpetuated an adequate amount of Internet chat room<br \/>\ngossip after their inexplicable-albeit short-lived-hiatus a few<br \/>\nyears ago. The drummer packed up and left for Berlin, and two other<br \/>\nmembers hit Denver for whatever reason. They missed one another<br \/>\nenormously though, and a few tear-stained letters went back and<br \/>\nforth. Now the Bloodlet legacy has come back to embalm any &#8220;nice&#8221;<br \/>\nbands they get booked now with as they tour the planet<br \/>\nrelentlessly. Promoters, you have received your official<br \/>\ncaveat.<\/p>\n<p>What goes on here &#8212; with the help of producer Steve &#8220;Nirvana&#8221;<br \/>\nAlbini &#8212; is their attempt to one-up the Melvins, Isis, Trouble,<br \/>\nand Cathedral (who all take turns with the championship belt for<br \/>\nThe Planet&#8217;s Heaviest Band now that the Swans are finished with<br \/>\nit).<\/p>\n<p>Scott Angelacos sings a good deal about blood and pain. What, do<br \/>\nyou want power ballads about loving you all night long, or dancing<br \/>\non the ceiling? The last time I heard yelling like that was when I<br \/>\ndropped a huge framing hammer on my big toe. I can still see myself<br \/>\nfreaking out, as though I were really about six feet away,<br \/>\nwatching. The thing swelled like a beach ball, and the skin under<br \/>\nthe nail filled with angry purple blood. That first evening was the<br \/>\nworst. I had nightmares the whole time, and they sounded like<br \/>\nsegments of this album, especially &#8220;Motel Surgery.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>This band actually sounds like they&#8217;re doing similar things to<br \/>\nAngelacos for the course of<br \/>\n<i>Three Humid Nights In The Cypress Trees<\/i>. I won&#8217;t be having<br \/>\nthem over for tea any time soon, but I wouldn&#8217;t mind witnessing<br \/>\nthis live (from behind a plastic tarp to keep the blood, giblets<br \/>\nand gristle off of my clothes).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":35,"featured_media":26474,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[6913],"rating":[5612],"class_list":["post-37710","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-bloodlet","rating-rating-b-minus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/35"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37710\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26474"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=37710"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=37710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}