{"id":37729,"date":"2003-10-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/d-d-dont-dont-stop-the-beat\/"},"modified":"2003-10-10T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-10T00:00:00","slug":"d-d-dont-dont-stop-the-beat","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/d-d-dont-dont-stop-the-beat\/","title":{"rendered":"D-d-don&#8217;t Don&#8217;t Stop The Beat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Scanning channels with my remote several weeks ago, I paused on<br \/>\nMTV 2. An outrageous video appeared on my screen. Animation that<br \/>\nbrilliantly recalled the graphics on my long-replaced Commodore 64<br \/>\nwas constructed in a magnetic and farcical fashion. It completely<br \/>\ncaptivated me. The music was upbeat and accompanied the images<br \/>\nflawlessly. Wanting more, I plugged into their Web site.<\/p>\n<p>Junior Senior is a two-member band that hails from Denmark. To<br \/>\ndescribe the functions of each member, think Hall and Oates with<br \/>\nOates being boastfully gay. Junior (the heterosexual one) is the<br \/>\nfocal singer, bassist, guitarist and co-producer. Senior promotes a<br \/>\n&#8216;Queer Eye for the Straight Guy&#8217; brand of muse; he performs<br \/>\nhandclaps (yes, handclaps) and a droll yet weak Fred Schneider<br \/>\n(B-52s lead singer) imitation.<\/p>\n<p>A manic collage of genres and sounds are featured at a breakneck<br \/>\npace. Energy is infused into every single track; cheeky proto-punk,<br \/>\ndance pop, r&#038;b, rock and other genres are cut, pasted and<br \/>\nsampled. &#8220;Move Your Feet&#8221; somewhat misrepresents<br \/>\n<i>D-d-don&#8217;t Don&#8217;t Stop The Beat<\/i> because the vocals were<br \/>\nperformed by a guest (Thomas Troelsen). Junior cannot carry a tune,<br \/>\nso wisely, he decided to spew the words using a Detroit<br \/>\ngarage-styled approach. It provides a unique but discordant sound<br \/>\nthat actually removes some of the gleam produced by the Dust<br \/>\nBrothers-inspired sampling.<\/p>\n<p>Although the samples constantly transform, the structure is<br \/>\nmonotonous and<br \/>\n<i>D-d-don&#8217;t Don&#8217;t Stop The Beat<\/i> catches an infection that<br \/>\nprevents repeated listens due to melody deficiency. Total deflation<br \/>\ncame when I actually listened to the words. One random example<br \/>\n(just pick any) is evidenced in the 1st verse and chorus of &#8220;Chicks<br \/>\nand Dicks&#8221;\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Senior: Boy b-boy boys, I&#8217;m handsome and tall, Junior: Girl<br \/>\ng-girl girls, I&#8217;m nasty and small, Senior: But I&#8217;m a man man I<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t need no chick, Junior: I&#8217;m a man man I don&#8217;t need no dick<br \/>\nChorus Junior: What you gonna do do after dark? Say, Senior: What<br \/>\nyou gonna do do after dark? Junior: Who you gonna do do after dark?<br \/>\nSay, Senior: Who you gonna do do after dark? Junior: Gimme girls<br \/>\ngirls girls, Senior: Gimme boy boy-oy-oys, Junior: Yeah, whoo!<br \/>\nGimme girls girls girls, Senior: Gimme boy boy-oy-oys, Junior:<br \/>\nYeah, whoo!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, do you get it&#8230;? One is straight and the other is gay!<br \/>\nPhew (or whoo, rather), that was extreme lyrical and stylistic<br \/>\nrandomness. Junior Senior actually make Andrew W.K. sound literate<br \/>\nby comparison.<\/p>\n<p>Much like a desperate one-night fling,<br \/>\n<i>D-d-don&#8217;t Don&#8217;t Stop The Beat<\/i> is attractive under a disco<br \/>\nball and in a club setting. However, underneath it all, it&#8217;s<br \/>\nsoulless and not worthy of a second call. Junior Senior are two<br \/>\nwild and crazy guys; intelligent and skillful, they&#8217;re not.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":26493,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[6923],"rating":[11204],"class_list":["post-37729","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-junior-senior","rating-rating-c-minus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/39"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/37729\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=37729"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=37729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}