{"id":38078,"date":"2004-09-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/a-grand-dont-come-for-free\/"},"modified":"2004-09-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-01T00:00:00","slug":"a-grand-dont-come-for-free","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/a-grand-dont-come-for-free\/","title":{"rendered":"A Grand Don&#8217;t Come For Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the world of rap, Mike Skinner (aka The Streets) is the<br \/>\nultimate outsider: a Brit living a continent away from the where<br \/>\nthe majority of rap is produced, and a songwriter whose characters<br \/>\ncan only dream of rolling in a Mercedes Benz &#8212; they&#8217;re too busy<br \/>\ngetting wasted and worrying about paying the rent.<\/p>\n<p>The mundane is Mike Skinner&#8217;s muse in the absolutely<br \/>\nmind-blowing<br \/>\n<i>A Grand Don&#8217;t Come For Free<\/i>. The album is a loosely-threaded<br \/>\nconcept album about a paranoid, drug-addled, but somehow loveable<br \/>\nbloke who experiences one shit day. He wakes and tries to take back<br \/>\na DVD, loses a grand and falls in and out of love\u2026a few<br \/>\ntimes. The concept of a grand is a great focal point of Skinner&#8217;s<br \/>\nvision; in a Method Man album, a grand is chump change &#8212; a tip for<br \/>\na waiter or a good lap dance. But in Skinner&#8217;s world, it seems like<br \/>\nit&#8217;s the only thing that our anti-hero has going for him.<\/p>\n<p>Even though the material is hardly enough to populate one song,<br \/>\nlet alone a concept album, Mike Skinner gives these moments an epic<br \/>\nfeel. Getting stoned and watching the television, betting on<br \/>\nfootball, having your television go on the fritz and those f***ing<br \/>\ncell phones! &#8212; Mike Skinner&#8217;s production blows these moments up<br \/>\ninto a Dr. Dre-meets-Jerry Bruckheimer extravaganza. Take the song<br \/>\n&#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t have it any other way&#8221;; the stoned, agitated main<br \/>\ncharacter has an internal argument with himself, getting pissed at<br \/>\nhis girlfriend, who wants to do nothing but spend the day with him<br \/>\nsmoking a roach on the couch. He&#8217;d rather be with his friends,<br \/>\nsmoking weed and watching television on their couch. But he quickly<br \/>\nresents his friends (who he suspects lifted his grand) and wishes<br \/>\nnothing more than to be with his girlfriend, on the couch and, yes,<br \/>\ngetting stoned.<\/p>\n<p>Drugs play a central role in The Streets albums. Skinner daftly<br \/>\nshows the paranoia, helplessness and frustrations that seep into<br \/>\neach of the characters&#8217; lives. However, he spends equal time<br \/>\ndescribing the highs the main character experiences.<\/p>\n<p>If you are looking for smooth delivery,<br \/>\n<i>A Grand Don&#8217;t Come For Free<\/i> may not be your cup of tea. The<br \/>\nargumentative &#8220;Get out of my house&#8221; is hard to listen to without<br \/>\ncracking a smile with Skinner&#8217;s stumbling, tone-deaf delivery.<br \/>\nStill, that gives the album a punk-rock edge. And lyrically, no rap<br \/>\nalbum this year will likely match the honesty of such lines like:<br \/>\n&#8220;See, I reckon you are an eight or a nine \/ maybe even a<br \/>\n9-and-a-half in four beers time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>With all of Skinner&#8217;s boasting, he pulls an Axl Rose and gives<br \/>\nus a &#8220;Sweet Child of Mine&#8221; of the post 9\/11 world-type ballad with<br \/>\n&#8220;Dry Your Eyes.&#8221; The song comes toward the end of the album, where<br \/>\nthe main character&#8217;s relationship is irreparable. Very little is<br \/>\nsaid between the characters; Skinner keeps his descriptions honed<br \/>\non the non-verbal gestures. It&#8217;s risky and Skinner pulls it off<br \/>\ntriumphantly.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>A Grand Don&#8217;t Come For Free<\/i> may not be the best album of the<br \/>\nyear &#8212; that award could very well come in the form of the reissue<br \/>\nof The Clash&#8217;s<br \/>\n<i>London Calling<\/i> near the end of the year. However, the album<br \/>\nis a much-needed hypo-injection of originality in the music world.<br \/>\nThe closing track &#8220;Empty cans&#8221; gives the album an almost Hollywood<br \/>\nending. And who knows, maybe in a year, fans will be lining up for<br \/>\nmidnight showings of a movie based on this album, much like kids<br \/>\ndid in the &#8217;80s with<br \/>\n<i>The Wall<\/i>. The scope may be much smaller, but Mike Skinner<br \/>\nrevitalizes the concept album as well as rock and rap in 2004.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":26804,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[7063],"rating":[5646],"class_list":["post-38078","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-the-streets","rating-rating-a"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38078\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38078"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}