{"id":38179,"date":"2004-11-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/this-years-blonde\/"},"modified":"2004-11-26T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-26T00:00:00","slug":"this-years-blonde","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/this-years-blonde\/","title":{"rendered":"This Years Blonde"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the question, &#8220;what is hip in contemporary music?&#8221; were to be<br \/>\nasked, the answer would lie in going back to the past &#8211; retro.<br \/>\nRetro has become the new fashion-statement in music-styles these<br \/>\ndays, with bands taking their sounds to as early a time as the<br \/>\nsixties. So, to the list of new bands that feel &#8220;old is the way to<br \/>\ngo,&#8221; here is another addition &#8212; introducing This Years Blonde.<\/p>\n<p>This Years Blonde is all &#8217;80s glam, complete with the audacity,<br \/>\net al. It is a one-man army of an American-European Kiki Du Parre.<br \/>\nThough the new generation retro acts have got the music right, they<br \/>\nhave got the sartorial details all messed up &#8211; all of them look so<br \/>\ngood! Wasn&#8217;t music till the &#8217;90s all about bad hairdos and silly<br \/>\ncostumes?<\/p>\n<p>Kiki has got all the wrong &#8216;glam&#8217; styles right: his hair makes<br \/>\nhim look like a llama on a bad hair day. He is seen wearing scary<br \/>\ntrinkets on his body, which is generously adorned with scarier<br \/>\ntattoos, and his album-cover, with the terrible lip-image and the<br \/>\nwarning saying &#8220;Rock Erotic Inside,&#8221; makes him look as stupid as<br \/>\nthe stupidest &#8217;80s glam hair-band. The album-cover does not look as<br \/>\nsleazy as it looks silly, and the music isn&#8217;t too erotically<br \/>\nstimulating either. So, the whole concept of being shoddy is simply<br \/>\nthe &#8216;glam&#8217; way of being cool.<\/p>\n<p>Like every &#8217;80s rock act with bad dressing sense and excellent<br \/>\nmusic sense, This Years Blonde&#8217;s music is all about catchy guitar<br \/>\nhooks, appealing chorus, and great sense of melody. It sings what<br \/>\nhair-bands used to sing about in the eighties &#8212; love, sex and<br \/>\ndarkness &#8212; with words that are as good as their hair.<\/p>\n<p>Kiki, with his baritone voice, sounds like David Bowie in a<br \/>\nfive-piece glam-band, and the music, if not too flashy as<br \/>\nglam-rock, is gothic &#8212; it is eighties goth, in the year 2004.<br \/>\nUnlike the &#8216;Marilyn Manson&#8217; goth of today, which is more of<br \/>\nplentiful noise and ruckus than actual music, This Years Blonde&#8217;s<br \/>\nmusic is well embellished with moody guitars &#8212; and vocals to the<br \/>\neffect that it doesn&#8217;t have to scream its gut out to sound spooky.<br \/>\nKiki has a back-up female singer on most of the songs, giving an<br \/>\ninteresting blend to the texture of his eerily calm and composed<br \/>\nvocals.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8217;80s glam-scene was big on solos, and though not as shabby<br \/>\nand haughty, This Years Blonde&#8217;s solos are refined and less<br \/>\nchaotic. &#8220;To The Night,&#8221; a song bolstered with long and laid-back<br \/>\ntheatrical solos, has the guitars sounding all swirly and<br \/>\natmospheric. The same is with &#8220;Big Star,&#8221; this time, with the<br \/>\nguitar-hook that is redolent of the early Cure. However, &#8220;Turning<br \/>\nOf The Page&#8221; is typically glam, with a quick riff and an energizing<br \/>\nsolo.<\/p>\n<p>Though musically retro, the album too sounds like the early<br \/>\neighties, meaning even the &#8216;sound&#8217; of the album, sounds from the<br \/>\nage when U2 had still not become a household name. This however<br \/>\ngoes well with the music of the band, unless it tries to go too<br \/>\n&#8216;techno&#8217; as it does on &#8220;Violated,&#8221; in which case, it starts<br \/>\nsounding like a low-budget horror movie, where the ghosts look more<br \/>\nfunny than horrifying. Also, Kiki&#8217;s attempts to mix his baritone<br \/>\nvocals with his higher-pitched singing on songs like &#8220;I&#8217;m Doing<br \/>\nWell&#8221; and &#8220;Love Screams&#8221; suffers due to overly-done ambiguity in<br \/>\nvocals v\/s poor sound-mixing. But the rest of the record is<br \/>\nhaunting and catchy, so all is forgiven.<\/p>\n<p>Though unknown, This Years Blonde is a necessary addition to<br \/>\ntoday&#8217;s bands that are becoming intelligent by going stupid. This<br \/>\nYears Blonde&#8217;s melody-driven goth-rock proves that bands like<br \/>\nSisters Of Mercy and artists like Billy Idol made as much useful<br \/>\ncontribution to the eighties sound, as Culture Club or Duran Duran<br \/>\nhave, by being big influences on the talented young bands of today<br \/>\nthat are reliving the wonderful 80s where music was all music, and<br \/>\nlooks didn&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c1\">[For more information on This Years Blonde, visit<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thisyearsblonde.com\" target=\"_blank\">www.thisyearsblonde.com<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":40,"featured_media":26880,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[7086],"rating":[5617],"class_list":["post-38179","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-this-years-blonde","rating-rating-b-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38179","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/40"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38179\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38179"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}