{"id":38304,"date":"2005-03-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/nothing-is-cohesive\/"},"modified":"2005-03-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-25T00:00:00","slug":"nothing-is-cohesive","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/nothing-is-cohesive\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing Is Cohesive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A great album is like a great painting, a great wine, a great<br \/>\nmovie or a great kiss. It takes your breath away, tickles your<br \/>\nsenses, steals time and leaves you changed &#8212; maybe sad, maybe<br \/>\nsmiling, anything but indifferent.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Nothing Is Cohesive<\/i> is a great album.<\/p>\n<p>It is also one of the most aptly titled discs to cross my desk<br \/>\nin many a moon. If you&#8217;re looking for 12 variations on the same<br \/>\nbasic theme, go buy a Nickelback album or something. This is art<br \/>\nhere, folks &#8212; diverse, challenging, reckless, brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>So after that build-up, what does Transcendence &#8212; Ed Hale<br \/>\n(vocals, guitars, piano, keys), Fernando Perdomo (guitars, drums,<br \/>\nvocals, sitar, keys), Roger Houdaille (bass, vocals, guitar), Jon<br \/>\nRose (piano, keys, vocals), Bill Sommer &#038; Ben Belin (drums) &#8212;<br \/>\nactually sound like? Imagine Keith Richards, Paul McCartney, Frank<br \/>\nZappa, Roger Waters, Jeff Tweedy (Wilco), Dan Wilson (Semisonic)<br \/>\nand Bono partying all night and then cutting an album with Beatles<br \/>\nproducer George Martin manning the boards, and you might be in the<br \/>\nneighborhood. It&#8217;s an erratic, ecstatic kaleidoscope of tones,<br \/>\ntextures, voices and attitudes that takes all the right lessons<br \/>\nfrom &#8217;70s rock and employs them with imagination and flair, and it<br \/>\nadds up to utter shambling magnificence.<\/p>\n<p>We open with a brief, mood-setting snippet of ambient<br \/>\nelectronics before the band cranks up the engine and dives into the<br \/>\npostmodern space-rock of &#8220;Somebody Kill The DJ,&#8221; full of dreamy<br \/>\nvocals, dirty riffs and cheeky electronic accents. Its sequel &#8220;I<br \/>\nWanna Know Ya&#8221; is an early highlight that gives you 2:30 of raunchy<br \/>\nGlimmer Twins swagger before flying off the hinges at the solo in<br \/>\nfavor of a raucous outro\/breakdown.<\/p>\n<p>Next up is Mr. &#038; Mrs. McCartney&#8217;s &#8220;Tomorrow&#8221; &#8230; and<br \/>\n&#8220;Tomorrow&#8221;&#8230; and &#8220;Tomorrow.&#8221; First you get a silly 53-second sound<br \/>\nbite of the chorus sung as if it was a &#8217;40s Broadway ballad. Then<br \/>\nyou get a full-out version that feels like the steaming wreckage of<br \/>\na head-on collision between Supertramp and Queen, the electric<br \/>\npiano propelling the bouncy melody along under swelling,<br \/>\nmulti-tracked choruses&#8230; at least until two minutes in, when the<br \/>\ntempo shifts completely and you get a third, ecstatic, &#8220;Hey<br \/>\nJude&#8221;-like vision of the song\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>Stay with me now, I haven&#8217;t even gotten to the best stuff<br \/>\nyet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Caetano&#8221; starts out like a U2 ballad, with some of Hale&#8217;s most<br \/>\nBono-esque, laconically melodramatic vocals. Then as it swells and<br \/>\nbuilds with layers of bright guitars and &#8220;la-la&#8221; background vocals<br \/>\nuntil you recognize the song as the devastatingly accurate parody<br \/>\nof an egomaniacal frontman&#8217;s number one fan: &#8220;The people can&#8217;t wait<br \/>\nto be near you \/ Fall to their knees when they hear your voice \/<br \/>\nMan you&#8217;re a God \/ The power to heal from just your singing.&#8221;<br \/>\nFinishing up the first half of the disc, &#8220;Come On&#8221; sounds like<br \/>\n1974-ish David Bowie on a caffeine bender, guitars squealing in<br \/>\nglorious pain toward the end as the frenetic beat finally collapses<br \/>\nin on itself.<\/p>\n<p>Kicking off the second half of this disc, the sweet, wistful<br \/>\nballad &#8220;All This Is Beginning To Feel Like An Ending&#8221; builds from<br \/>\njust piano and voice to a crescendoing guitar-drum duet that feels<br \/>\nborrowed from<br \/>\n<i>Who&#8217;s Next<\/i>. Simply gorgeous rock and roll, and it&#8217;s followed<br \/>\nby one of the most dynamic pieces here. &#8220;Revolution In Me&#8221; comes<br \/>\noff like Bono singing Hendrix, soaring vocals over psychedelic<br \/>\nchords, with a sunny little pop bridge stuck in the middle and a<br \/>\nWilco-style freakout\/train wreck at the finish.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cleopatra Ecstacy&#8221; brings back the Bowie vibe before segueing<br \/>\ninto the unnamed track 11, a sound-collage experiment that features<br \/>\nthose time-honored standards, the truck-backing-up noise, swirling<br \/>\nguitar feedback and the mysterious woman speaking French. (I half<br \/>\nexpected the finish to be her saying &#8220;yankee hotel foxtrot&#8221; in a<br \/>\nParisian accent\u2026) &#8220;Softening,&#8221; which didn&#8217;t make much of a<br \/>\nmark with me the first couple of listens to this album, may<br \/>\nactually sum it up best &#8212; an introspective,<br \/>\n<i>Abbey Road<\/i>-ish piano ballad that gradually piles on fresh<br \/>\naccents and elements and twists until it builds into a veering,<br \/>\noverwrought bridge that segues into an ecstatic outro that finally<br \/>\nbreaks down completely. Four minutes, four movements\u2026!<\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s &#8220;Bored,&#8221; easily the least boring song I&#8217;ve<br \/>\nheard in 2005.<\/p>\n<p>Opening with a quiet chorus of vaguely Eastern-sounding chords,<br \/>\nthe band suddenly hits the gas 30 seconds in and has a hyperactive<br \/>\nmusical epiphany that sounds like Dick Dale and Ravi Shankar<br \/>\nsharing a fatty &#8212; before segueing back to the opening chords and<br \/>\nbuilding them again into a completely different jam. You could call<br \/>\nit prog, but how many prog bands write songs whose lyrics open &#8212;<br \/>\nthree minutes into the song &#8212; with &#8220;I&#8217;m so fucking bored \/ I just<br \/>\ncan&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m stuck in this hell that I live in \/ I&#8217;m such a<br \/>\nfucking whore \/ Prostituting my integrity to secure this false<br \/>\ncelebrity.&#8221; (The lyric sounds, in fact, like an inversion of<br \/>\n&#8220;Caetano,&#8221; taking the singer&#8217;s perspective instead of the fan&#8217;s.)<br \/>\nAnd then the song builds some more, and changes some more, and<br \/>\nrevisits and embellishes previous themes, and feels at the end of<br \/>\nits seven minutes like one of those magical rooms that is much<br \/>\nbigger on the inside than the outside.<\/p>\n<p>After that epic musical moment, the rest is denouement, and<br \/>\nrightly so. &#8220;If Your Baby Could&#8221; is a disarmingly pretty acoustic<br \/>\nlove song, and the title track closes things out with an<br \/>\nalternately jittery and spacey dueling-electric-pianos<br \/>\ninstrumental.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed,<br \/>\n<i>Nothing Is Cohesive<\/i>, but that&#8217;s what makes it special. It&#8217;s<br \/>\nlike an episode of<br \/>\n<i>Lost<\/i>, where you think you finally know something, and then<br \/>\nthey find another way to turn your expectations inside out. It&#8217;s<br \/>\nmusical anarchy, beautiful chaos. It&#8217;s art. It&#8217;s Transcendence. Do<br \/>\nnot miss it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":26987,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[7139],"rating":[5646],"class_list":["post-38304","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-transcendence","rating-rating-a"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38304\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38304"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}