{"id":38464,"date":"2005-08-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-02T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/in-distortion-we-trust\/"},"modified":"2005-08-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-02T00:00:00","slug":"in-distortion-we-trust","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/in-distortion-we-trust\/","title":{"rendered":"In Distortion We Trust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some of the more established hard rock bands from Stockholm,<br \/>\nlike the Hellacopters,<br \/>\n<a href=\"2005_08_02-ch.html\">may think that rock n&#8217; roll is<br \/>\nactually dead<\/a>. Thank God there is a new guard positioned to<br \/>\nchallenge them on such a defeatist attitude.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>In Distortion We Trust<\/i> not only serves as a middle finger<br \/>\nsalute to such a missive but also doubles as the album title for<br \/>\nanother Stockholm band&#8217;s riff-heavy debut album. The band<br \/>\nresponsible for this is Crucified Barbara, a quartet of females<br \/>\nthat intriguingly bear little comparison to any other current<br \/>\nfemale band of significance.<\/p>\n<p>In some ways,<br \/>\n<i>In Distortion We Trust<\/i> is also a textbook metal album, given<br \/>\nthe adrenaline-fueled passion behind vocalist Mia Coldheart&#8217;s<br \/>\nwailed lyrics, as well as Klara Force&#8217;s axework. The title track is<br \/>\na prime example of this claim, as Coldheart shares lead vocals with<br \/>\nguest vocalist Aurora Parmacek, who gives a few death metal growls<br \/>\nof the song title several times towards the end of the track &#8212;<br \/>\nsymbolic since Sweden is generally credited as the birthplace of<br \/>\ndeath metal.<\/p>\n<p>Further proving the chops and ability of the band are the keen<br \/>\nlayering of fretwork patterns timed to the coordinated backline<br \/>\nprocession of bassist Ida Evileye and drummer Nicki Wicked. This is<br \/>\nevident on the first single, &#8220;Losing The Game,&#8221; which hit number<br \/>\neight on the Swedish rock charts six weeks before the album was<br \/>\nreleased.<\/p>\n<p>The second single from the album, &#8220;Rock n&#8217; Roll Bachelor,&#8221; is a<br \/>\nbit more lacking in the fretwork department and is largely<br \/>\nreminiscent of the old Joan Jett anthems where Jett sings over<br \/>\nsimple chord arrangements. I&#8217;m not sure this would be my choice for<br \/>\nthe second single personally; &#8220;Play Me Hard&#8221; and &#8220;My Heart Is<br \/>\nBlack&#8221; are more complete pieces, more melodic and featuring more<br \/>\ninteresting hook structures. Additionally, the lyrics to both these<br \/>\nalternatives can be taken a little more seriously than those found<br \/>\nin &#8220;Rock n&#8217; Roll Bachelor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Seems to me that it would always be easier to beat a line like<br \/>\n&#8220;Check him out, you can have him \/ Cause he&#8217;s nothing but a tight<br \/>\nblue jeans ass to me.&#8221; I personally get more of a charge in hearing<br \/>\n&#8220;Life is a bitch and so am I you see \/ I dedicate my love to a<br \/>\nFlying-V&#8221; found in &#8220;My Heart Is Black.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Earlier I mentioned this album had a textbook metal feel,<br \/>\nmeaning there&#8217;s an overall shredding guitar element (presumably<br \/>\nfrom those Flying-V&#8217;s) that gives<br \/>\n<i>In Distortion We Trust<\/i> more of an old school metal sound.<br \/>\nFrom my perspective, this dynamic is most appealing as it offers<br \/>\nmusicianship complexities that are absent in most of the<br \/>\ncontemporary metal I hear today.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>In Distortion We Trust<\/i> is a hard rock\/metal album that most<br \/>\naccurately defines the climate of hard rock in today&#8217;s terms<br \/>\ndespite what others might say. Trust me. No, wait. Trust Crucified<br \/>\nBarbara.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":27125,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[7186],"rating":[5613],"class_list":["post-38464","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-crucified-barbara","rating-rating-a-minus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/27"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38464\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38464"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}