{"id":38526,"date":"2005-09-12T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-09-12T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/studio-tan\/"},"modified":"2005-09-12T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-09-12T00:00:00","slug":"studio-tan","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/studio-tan\/","title":{"rendered":"Studio Tan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i> is best known as the first of three studio<br \/>\nreleases that characterized Warner Brothers&#8217;s fantastic fuck-up by<br \/>\nnot releasing<br \/>\n<i>Lather<\/i> (the legendary 4-LP set) as Frank Zappa intended it<br \/>\nto be heard. Instead,<br \/>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i> &#8211; along with two of Zappa&#8217;s next three officially<br \/>\nordered releases &#8211; was chopped up and served in a manner that the<br \/>\nrecord company preferred, but broke up Zappa&#8217;s original artistic<br \/>\nvision.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been many years since I listened to<br \/>\n<i>Lather<\/i>, and even longer since I listened to<br \/>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i> (prior to writing this review), so forgive me if<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t directly compare the two. But taken on its own merits,<br \/>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i> is a very difficult album to listen to, and even<br \/>\nharder to get involved in. Coming off such great releases as<br \/>\n<i>Zoot Allures<\/i> and<br \/>\n<i>Zappa In New York<\/i>, this one turns out to be a severe<br \/>\nletdown.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it wouldn&#8217;t have been such a shock if it hadn&#8217;t been for<br \/>\nthe 20-minute opening track, &#8220;The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary,&#8221;<br \/>\na track which many critics have compared to &#8220;Billy The Mountain&#8221;<br \/>\n(who, ironically, makes an appearance in this song). I&#8217;d agree in<br \/>\none regard: you either love it, or you hate it. Three guesses which<br \/>\nside of the fence your humble reviewer falls on&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Greggery Peccary&#8221; is a mind-numbing collage of confused,<br \/>\ndisoriented ramblings that try to tell a story with no discernable<br \/>\nplot and no resolution. A combination of spoken-word and vocalized<br \/>\nmaterial, Zappa is at his most eclectic on this one &#8211; and, for<br \/>\nonce, this is not a good thing. Zappa had proven time and time<br \/>\nagain that he could master the art of the eclectic in a compact<br \/>\npackage, as well as tell a story. Maybe, had he tightened this one<br \/>\nup, &#8220;Greggery Peccary&#8221; could have been something. As it sits, this<br \/>\none is the musical equivalent of a train wreck.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s the inanity of &#8220;Greggery Peccary&#8221; that makes a song<br \/>\nlike &#8220;Lemme Take You To The Beach&#8221; listenable in comparison. A<br \/>\ndefinite throw-away track, you almost feel embarrassed by the fact<br \/>\nthat you get hooked into this one, to the point of even humming the<br \/>\nchorus long after the CD stops spinning. I don&#8217;t<br \/>\n<i>want<\/i> to like this one&#8230; but I still do.<\/p>\n<p>The remaining two numbers on<br \/>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i>, &#8220;Revised Music For Guitar And Low-Budget<br \/>\nOrchestra&#8221; and &#8220;RDNZL,&#8221; are definite steps in the right direction.<br \/>\nDespite a little musical weirdness interspersed within, &#8220;Revised<br \/>\nMusic&#8221; does begin to reel the listener in more and more, until it<br \/>\nculminates with the genius that is &#8220;RDNZL,&#8221; a track which proves<br \/>\nonce again the genius that Zappa was. &#8220;RDNZL&#8221; is a remarkable<br \/>\ninstrumental piece that challenges both the musicians and the<br \/>\nlistener, albeit in good ways, making the song&#8217;s eight minutes fly<br \/>\nby. &#8220;RDNZL&#8221; could well be one of Zappa&#8217;s greatest instrumental<br \/>\npieces in his career.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the positive way this disc ends, it&#8217;s hard to recommend<br \/>\n<i>Studio Tan<\/i> for anyone except the most loyal Zappa fans out<br \/>\nthere. Maybe, if one enjoys the kind of music that Zappa and crew<br \/>\nwere putting out with tracks like &#8220;Billy The Mountain,&#8221; then the<br \/>\nkind of absurdity that is &#8220;The Adventures Of Greggery Peccary&#8221; will<br \/>\nbe right up your alley. Otherwise, this one is for the diehards<br \/>\nonly.<\/p>\n<p>2005 Christopher Thelen and &#8220;The Daily Vault.&#8221; All rights<br \/>\nreserved. Review or any portion may not be reproduced without<br \/>\nwritten permission. Cover art is the intellectual property of the<br \/>\nZappa Family Trust \/ record label, and is used for informational<br \/>\npurposes only.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":27180,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[5625],"rating":[5619],"class_list":["post-38526","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-frank-zappa","rating-rating-c"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38526"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38526\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38526"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}