{"id":38614,"date":"2005-11-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/the-unimpeachable-e-p\/"},"modified":"2005-11-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T00:00:00","slug":"the-unimpeachable-e-p","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/the-unimpeachable-e-p\/","title":{"rendered":"The Unimpeachable E.P."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s the fact that it gets darker outside earlier these<br \/>\ndays. Maybe it&#8217;s the cold that is slowly infiltrating into my home<br \/>\nstate of Wisconsin. Maybe it&#8217;s just that whole &#8220;fall attitude,&#8221; but<br \/>\naround this time of year I feel &#8220;meh.&#8221; (Just think, my generation<br \/>\ncan sum up our emotional angst and problems in one word). That<br \/>\nfeeling has carried over to this E.P from The Alphabetical<br \/>\nOrder.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s dig deeper into the definition of &#8220;meh.&#8221; It is often<br \/>\nattributed to a feeling of apathy, evoking no real strong emotions.<br \/>\nThis perfectly encapsulates this E.P. It is neither the best piece<br \/>\nof music I&#8217;ve heard, nor is it the worst. It falls right in the<br \/>\nmiddle.<\/p>\n<p>The musicians of The Alphabetical Order are not incompetent.<br \/>\nThey can actually play, and show it fairly often throughout the<br \/>\ndisc. I appreciated the Van Halen &#8220;guitar tapping&#8221; method employed<br \/>\non &#8220;Stepping Stone.&#8221; The most driving song on the E.P, &#8220;Stone&#8221;<br \/>\ntakes the title of best track, and at two and a half minutes does<br \/>\nnot wear out its welcome.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Super Lonely&#8221; spots some fluid guitar work from Gavin Dunaway,<br \/>\nas well as exhibiting some damn good vocals. Flexibility within a<br \/>\nband is always a good thing; Dunaway is ability to shift from his<br \/>\nmetal voice on &#8220;Stepping Stone&#8221; to a more polished, smooth vocal on<br \/>\n&#8220;Super Lonely,&#8221; which impressed me.<\/p>\n<p>There are moments on<br \/>\n<i>The Unimpechable E.P.<\/i> that catch the attention, but there<br \/>\njust aren&#8217;t enough of them. As the songs played, I swore I had<br \/>\nheard them before. Does this mean the band has no ingenuity at all?<br \/>\nI doubt it, and as I said there are moments to be found.<br \/>\nExperimenting with their sound might be a good road for the The<br \/>\nAlphabetical Order to go down. For example, throwing in some<br \/>\nkeyboard on &#8220;Krakow Krakow&#8221; was a great choice; you don&#8217;t expect<br \/>\nit. Bold strokes like this could go a long way.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, things completely fall apart with the very last<br \/>\nsong, &#8220;Self Hatred.&#8221; My word of advice to the band: keep things<br \/>\nshort. While every other song on the E.P. clocks in under five<br \/>\nminutes, &#8220;Self Hatred&#8221; lingers on for seven and a half. This is too<br \/>\nlong a song for this style of rock. The early minutes gathered up<br \/>\nsome momentum, but it was lost by the end.<\/p>\n<p>The Alphabetical Order has talent, and I&#8217;m sure it will come to<br \/>\nfruition. For now, however, they aren&#8217;t there yet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":44,"featured_media":27257,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[7230],"rating":[5614],"class_list":["post-38614","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-the-alphabetical-order","rating-rating-c-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/44"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/38614\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27257"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=38614"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=38614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}