{"id":39064,"date":"1998-06-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-06-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/billion-dollar-babies-2\/"},"modified":"1998-06-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"1998-06-01T00:00:00","slug":"billion-dollar-babies-2","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/billion-dollar-babies-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Billion Dollar Babies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the people you would have predicted to write teenage<br \/>\nanthems in the early- to mid-&#8217;70s, who would have put their money<br \/>\non Alice Cooper?<\/p>\n<p>The father of shock-rock first caught the eardrums of teenage<br \/>\nAmerica with &#8220;I&#8217;m Eighteen,&#8221; then followed it up with the ultimate<br \/>\nsummer vacation anthem, &#8220;School&#8217;s Out&#8221;. In 1973, Cooper looked to<br \/>\nkeep that streak alive with<br \/>\n<i>Billion Dollar Babies<\/i>, and while there are some rather tasty<br \/>\ntracks on this album, it also was a sign that the machine might<br \/>\nhave been running out of gas.<\/p>\n<p>Packaged in a sleeve that was designed to look like a snakeskin<br \/>\nwallet,<br \/>\n<i>Billion Dollar Babies<\/i> is best remembered for &#8220;No More Mr.<br \/>\nNice Guy,&#8221; a song that still ranks as one of Cooper&#8217;s best works<br \/>\never, and the title track which features the work of the<br \/>\nhurdy-gurdy man himself, Donovan (though I can&#8217;t tell where the<br \/>\nhell he came in on that song).<\/p>\n<p>The songs on<br \/>\n<i>Billion Dollar Babies<\/i> showed that Cooper could still turn<br \/>\nsurprising tricks in stories (such as the subject matter of &#8220;Raped<br \/>\nAnd Freezin&#8217;, which dares to make a woman the aggressor), surprise<br \/>\npeople with stories that have morals (&#8220;Unfinished Sweet,&#8221; a song<br \/>\nwhich shows why I refuse to visit the dentist) and even make the<br \/>\nstomach of your mind turn a bit (&#8220;Sick Things,&#8221; &#8220;I Love The Dead&#8221;).<br \/>\nFor that matter, am I the only person in the world who thinks it<br \/>\nwould be the perfect matchup to have Cooper and Marilyn Manson<br \/>\nco-headline a tour together?<\/p>\n<p>But for all of the strengths on<br \/>\n<i>Billion Dollar Babies<\/i>, there are equal amounts of weakness.<br \/>\nThe album&#8217;s opener, &#8220;Hello Hooray&#8221; is not the strongest way to kick<br \/>\noff an album, while &#8220;Elected,&#8221; a song which could have been a<br \/>\nkiller track (and could have even been a theme had Cooper decided<br \/>\nto run for office), just doesn&#8217;t live up to the expectations I had<br \/>\nfor it. It&#8217;s not a bad song, it&#8217;s just nothing special.<\/p>\n<p>The second side has some of the weaker material, such as<br \/>\n&#8220;Generation Landslide&#8221; and &#8220;Mary-Ann&#8221;. Even &#8220;I Love The Dead&#8221; is a<br \/>\nbit too macabre for me &#8211; if I wanted detail that graphic, I&#8217;d go<br \/>\nrent<br \/>\n<i>Faces Of Death<\/i> and lose my lunch all over the couch. (For<br \/>\nthat matter, the dust sleeve photo of the baby made up to look like<br \/>\nAlice &#8211; well, I thought it was kind of sick, to tell the truth. The<br \/>\nkid didn&#8217;t look too happy, and the makeup looked like Tammy Faye<br \/>\nBakker&#8217;s runny mascara while her slimebag husband was busy lying to<br \/>\npeople.)<\/p>\n<p>The overall sound of the album, despite production work from Bob<br \/>\nEzrin, is a bit muddy, though I&#8217;m willing to concede this to my old<br \/>\nvinyl copy that&#8217;s been in the Pierce Archives for some two years<br \/>\nnow, waiting for me to listen to it. The CD could sound better, I<br \/>\ndon&#8217;t know.<\/p>\n<p>\n<i>Billion Dollar Babies<\/i> most likely will be a welcome addition<br \/>\nto the collection of any diehard Alice Cooper fan, but for someone<br \/>\nwho&#8217;s just dabbling in his music, you might be best off picking up<br \/>\nthe greatest hits album, then coming back to this one if only for<br \/>\n&#8220;Unfinished Sweet&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c4\">\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":25992,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[5676],"rating":[5614],"class_list":["post-39064","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-alice-cooper","rating-rating-c-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/39064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/39064\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/25992"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=39064"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=39064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}