{"id":39543,"date":"2001-05-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2001-05-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/welcome-to-the-aerosmithsonian-a-tribute-toaerosmith\/"},"modified":"2001-05-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2001-05-25T00:00:00","slug":"welcome-to-the-aerosmithsonian-a-tribute-toaerosmith","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/welcome-to-the-aerosmithsonian-a-tribute-toaerosmith\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome To The Aerosmithsonian: A Tribute ToAerosmith"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am of the church that says tributes are better for bands that<br \/>\nno longer actively perform or record together. I don&#8217;t especially<br \/>\ncare for the Black Sabbath tribute<br \/>\n<i>Nativity In Black<\/i> for that very reason. I mean, if I want to<br \/>\nhear Ozzy Osbourne sing &#8220;N.I.B.&#8221; I&#8217;ll pull out a Sabbath CD and<br \/>\nhear Geezer Butler play his mean ol&#8217; bass. If I want to hear<br \/>\nPrimus, I&#8217;ll put in<br \/>\n<i>Pork<br \/>\nSoda<\/i> or<br \/>\n<i>Sailing The Seas Of Cheese<\/i> (but not<br \/>\n<i>The Brown Album<\/i>) or I&#8217;d buy<br \/>\n<i>Frizzle<br \/>\nFry<\/i> or a bootleg.<\/p>\n<p>All of that means, I don&#8217;t think tribute CDs are meaningful<br \/>\nuntil you can&#8217;t go to a concert and hear the band play the song.<br \/>\nEven the multiple Metallica tribute CD, for example,<br \/>\n<i>Overload<\/i> and even the recent Pantera tribute CD. All of<br \/>\nthese bands are great bands and they&#8217;re still active.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why I begrudgingly put in<br \/>\n<i>Welcome To The Aerosmithonian &#8211; A Tribute To Aerosmith<\/i> with<br \/>\nlow expectations. The CD contains 10 tracks all performed by<br \/>\nsecond-tier 80s musicians. You have Carmine Appice on drums, Jason<br \/>\nMcMaster on bass, and Steve Fister on rhythm guitar and solo. Some<br \/>\nof the other musicians on here are vocalist Derek St. Holmes, Gilby<br \/>\nClarke, Keri Kelli, Marc Ferrari, Jaimie Scott, and Jimmy Crespo,<br \/>\nwho co-wrote &#8220;Rock In AHard Place&#8221; while he was in Aerosmith.<\/p>\n<p>As if that meant something to someone.<\/p>\n<p>As if someone can name all the bands the aforementioned<br \/>\nmusicians played in.<\/p>\n<p>As if someone actually owns one of the CDs that these musicians<br \/>\nplayed in.<\/p>\n<p><Sigh><\/p>\n<p>Okay, I have a CD with Gilby Clarke playing on it and a tape<br \/>\nwith Jason McMaster singing lead vocals. Carmine Appice is a<br \/>\nlegend, but I don&#8217;t own any CDs with him playing. Not even Blue<br \/>\nMurder. Other than that, uh, who cares about these has-beens?<\/p>\n<p>Apparently someone does.<\/p>\n<p>And that someone would be you because this CD actually is<br \/>\nokay.<\/p>\n<p>If you like washed-out and hung up to dry second-tier 80s<br \/>\nmusicians.<\/p>\n<p>If you like Aerosmith songs played by what, to me, sounds like a<br \/>\nband playing in a bar. There&#8217;s not much new here as the covers<br \/>\nstick pretty close to the original. Sure, some of the vocalists<br \/>\ntake some liberties with the melody, but the solos sound<br \/>\ninterchangeable with the guitars of Brad Hamilton and Joe<br \/>\nPerry.<\/p>\n<p>And I also have to admit my bias and plug my favorite tribute<br \/>\nCD. It came out a few years ago and it&#8217;s called<br \/>\n<i>Everybody Wants Some<\/i>.It came out on Cherry Disc Records,<br \/>\nit&#8217;s a bunch of Boston-area bands and it&#8217;s a tribute to Van Halen.<br \/>\nStarts out with &#8220;Eruption&#8221; played on an organ, and ends with<br \/>\n&#8220;Eruption&#8221; played on a banjo. That&#8217;s creativity.<br \/>\n<i><br \/>\n<b>That&#8217;s<\/b><br \/>\n<\/i> interesting.<\/p>\n<p>Note for note guitar solos, Joey Kramer already is not the<br \/>\nworld&#8217;s most interesting drummer so I admit that doesn&#8217;t give<br \/>\nCarmine much room to stretch out.<\/p>\n<p>I guess the old saying, &#8220;Crap in means crap . . .&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You finish it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":10,"featured_media":28147,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[5827],"rating":[5616],"class_list":["post-39543","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-various-artists","rating-rating-d"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/39543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/10"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39543"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/39543\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=39543"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=39543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}