{"id":39736,"date":"2006-04-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/made-in-england\/"},"modified":"2006-04-26T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T00:00:00","slug":"made-in-england","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/made-in-england\/","title":{"rendered":"Made In England"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><review><\/p>\n<p>At the Vault we run a mailing list for the writing<br \/>\nstaff, and when this month&#8217;s Elton John retrospective was<br \/>\nannounced, nobody was taking <i>Made In England<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>The most fun reviews are not the ones about good<br \/>\nalbums or (believe it or not) really bad albums that lend<br \/>\nthemselves to every socially acceptable derogative in the Web<br \/>\njournalist&#8217;s hypothetical handbook&#8230; the most fun reviews are from<br \/>\nalbums that give the writer a lot to say, whether good or bad.<br \/>\nTherefore, the worst albums to write about are, naturally, ones<br \/>\nthat are so boring you just don&#8217;t want to eke out word after<br \/>\ntortured word in front of the keyboard. It&#8217;s not that these albums<br \/>\nare necessarily bad; they&#8217;re just extremely self-explanatory.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s the problem with <i>Made In<br \/>\nEngland<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><i>England<\/i> was the follow-up to the massively<br \/>\nsuccessful <i>The Lion King<\/i> soundtrack. It&#8217;s not bad. But in<br \/>\nthe beginning in the 90s a lot of heart went out in the music of<br \/>\nElton John; listen for the kitsch factor of &#8220;Candle in the Wind<br \/>\n&#8217;98&#8221; and you&#8217;ll hear how devoid of feeling and intimacy he got, at<br \/>\nleast on record. The Academy Award in Best Song may go to the<br \/>\nending credit versions of whatever tune is nominated, but &#8220;Can You<br \/>\nFeel the Love Tonight&#8221; (and &#8220;Circle of Life,&#8221; another of the three<br \/>\nsongs nominated that year) was more dramatic and intimate in the<br \/>\nmovie than Elton John&#8217;s clean, sterile take.<\/p>\n<p>The songs on <i>England<\/i> are, well, nice. The<br \/>\nfirst single, &#8220;Believe,&#8221; is a terrific pop song that was given a<br \/>\nhefty amount of airtime by easy listening MOR stations at the time<br \/>\nit came out. &#8220;Made In England&#8221; is more of a rocker, but in the days<br \/>\nof grunge it was just a piece of easy listening fluff, and the line<br \/>\n&#8220;you can still say homo and everybody laughs&#8221; doesn&#8217;t do the<br \/>\nslightest to shock, if it ever did.<\/p>\n<p>The album is a hazy blur from then on, an impression<br \/>\nhelped by the fact that there are &#8212; rather inexplicably &#8212;<br \/>\nsoundtrack-like orchestral interludes between the songs; I suppose<br \/>\nthey&#8217;re there to create an epic sweep but it just sounds contrived,<br \/>\nespecially as the songs are so bland that the interludes are more<br \/>\nevocative of emotion (I especially like the one right after<br \/>\n&#8220;Belfast&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>I like the songs, I really do. &#8220;Cold&#8221; actually<br \/>\narouses some emotion from Sir Elton&#8217;s voice, an interesting<br \/>\ncontradiction as he&#8217;s raging about being emotionally cold. And who<br \/>\nof marriageable age wouldn&#8217;t like &#8220;Please&#8221; except the most cynical<br \/>\nsingleton on the far side of Bridget Jones? The other songs,<br \/>\nhowever, while nice, are just not very memorable; too safe, too<br \/>\nclean, too&#8230; this man is no longer rock-and-roll, at least on<br \/>\nrecord.<\/p>\n<p>Whew. 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