{"id":43689,"date":"2014-05-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/dirk-wears-white-sox\/"},"modified":"2014-05-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-11T00:00:00","slug":"dirk-wears-white-sox","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/dirk-wears-white-sox\/","title":{"rendered":"Dirk Wears White Sox"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">It wouldn\u2019t be a stretch to say that Adam Ant was Britain\u2019s answer to Prince. He oozed sex appeal, played multiple instruments and produced the first album for his band known as the Ants. His talent wouldn\u2019t exactly translate into dollars, however, and his string of hits would only last as long as the 1980s did. But in the British punk movement, he was one of the true originals. Confirmation of this fact can be found in the 1978 cult film <i>Jubilee<\/i>, which also featured music by compatriots Siouxsie And The Banshees.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">Before going solo in 1982 with the ubiquitous hit \u201cGoody Two Shoes,\u201d Adam Ant released three albums with the Ants. This first one bore the unusual title <i>Dirk Wears White Sox<\/i> in reference to British actor Dirk Bogarde. Dismissed by Ant himself as being too \u201cesoteric,\u201d the music contained within the album sounds more like demos from a band-in-progress. Which means only one thing: fans of \u201cslightly off\u201d indie rock will love it. I\u2019ve found it does improve with repeated listens, but for the uninitiated, it may be hard to sit through from start to finish.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">Clearly, Adam Ant wanted instant fame and thought producing his debut album would give him instant artistic credibility. Not quite. This is one album that is just begging for a music producer who has earned his stripes and can spin straw into gold. The halting melodies of \u201cNine Plan Failed\u201d and \u201cTabletalk\u201d drone on but just don\u2019t go anywhere. We keep waiting for a song we can actually latch onto and remember. Unfortunately, that moment just never comes. Now, \u201cCar Trouble\u201d does work as a single and the intense \u201cCleopatra\u201d brings to mind the claustrophobic stuff Velvet Underground used to do. Had Adam only churned out more of the same, we might be singing a different tune here. Only as an afterthought were follow-up standalone singles \u201cZerox,\u201d \u201cWhip In My Valise,\u201d and \u201cKick\u201d included on the 2004 remastered rerelease. That\u2019s the version of this album I recommend.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\">The hoots and hollers of the Ants later material can still be found, albeit sparingly on<i> Dirk<\/i>. We even hear part of a JFK speech on \u201cCatholic Day,\u201d though it\u2019s all in good fun and is the loosest cut on the album. Things get really warped for \u201cNever Trust A Man (With Egg On His Face),\u201d which fans of Talking Heads will appreciate, while the nonsensical \u201cAnimals And Men\u201d is something that only a band like Devo could decipher. It\u2019s the musical equivalent of a Monty Python sketch, so just try to keep up, not to mention a straight face when you first hear it!<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNoSpacing\"><i>Dirk Wears White Sox<\/i> ends as awkwardly as it started. Directionless primitive guitar playing, a random drum beat here and a pointless harmonica blow there. I can only imagine how this was all received by American audiences back then. The live shows couldn\u2019t have been pretty. I can almost hear the chorus of boos and all kinds of objects being thrown at them now. This by no means is a reflection of the great music that was still to come on <i>Kings Of The Wild Frontier<\/i> and <i>Prince Charming<\/i>. Give all three a spin and you\u2019ll see exactly what I mean. Producer Chris Hughes would transform this band into the way they intended to sound, making this uncomfortable debut album merely a curious artifact of their formative years at best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":31960,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[8111],"rating":[5614],"class_list":["post-43689","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-adam-and-the-ants","rating-rating-c-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/43689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/43689\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/31960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=43689"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=43689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}