{"id":44667,"date":"2016-11-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/love-beach\/"},"modified":"2016-11-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-02T00:00:00","slug":"love-beach","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/love-beach\/","title":{"rendered":"Love Beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The absolute nadir of Emerson, Lake &#038; Palmer&#8217;s output, <i>Love Beach <\/i>shows a band utterly exhausted with songwriting, expectations, record labels, each other, and critics. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">To be fair, topping <i>Works Vol. 1 <\/i>would have been impossible. The double album gave each band member a side and then came together for two lengthy prog-rock tracks on Side 4; it was bloated, pretentious, and dull \u2013 everything that the punks hated about rock in 1977. ELP obviously had to change their approach to adapt, but <i>Love Beach <\/i>was not the way to do it, and the band called it quits after this. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The immediate finding is that little of what made ELP themselves is present here, for better or worse. The first half of the album is short pop-rock love songs. Think about that. No manticores, no Bartok or Mussorgsky rewrites, no fugues, no parts or movements or 10-minute keyboard solos. Just Greg Lake singing midtempo love songs while Keith Emerson and Carl Palmer restrain themselves to providing the most basic accompaniment. To hear Emerson constrained like this is a bit disappointing; sure, sticking knives in a Hammond during a 14-minute take on \u201cRondo\u201d is overkill, but it\u2019s <i>fun<\/i>. Hearing him check his watch while he squiggles away on a synth on \u201cLove Beach\u201d or \u201cTaste Of My Love\u201d kind of feels like bringing in Tom Brady on third-and-20 in the fourth quarter and then having him hand off the ball. It\u2019s a waste, and there\u2019s no way you\u2019ll make up 20 yards running up the middle.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Things briefly get interesting on the dramatic \u201cFor You,\u201d a pretty standard breakup tune given some mournful chord progressions and a bit of pomp; it was good enough to make the <i>Manticore <\/i>box set, and it\u2019s probably the only tune most fans will want to hear twice. \u201cCanario\u201d also tries to evoke the ELP of old in spots, but never coheres as a true song, just an upbeat \u201cHoedown\u201d-like instrumental designed to fill space. Speaking of which, the cover photo of two near-shirtless band members is hilariously awful.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The second half of the disc is taken up by the 20-minute epic \u201cMemoirs Of An Officer And A Gentleman,\u201d and it is the most boring 20 minutes ELP ever put to tape, bar none. Gone is the drama of \u201cTarkus,\u201d the urgency and enthralling dystopia of \u201cKarn Evil 9,\u201d the beauty of \u201cTake A Pebble,\u201d even the pretentious overkill of \u201cPirates.\u201d This is simply a once-great prog band playing a long song because people want to hear it, and rather than writing something cohesive the track appears to be several shorter songs stitched together, then polished to give the appearance of a multi-part epic. I got halfway through it and already forgot the first 10 minutes except for some line about \u201ccentral heating,\u201d although credit must be given to Peter Sinfield, who botches the lyrics on most the disc but pulls it together on \u201cMemoirs\u201d to tell a good story. <\/p>\n<p>  After this disc, Lake would indeed release two solo albums before reuniting with Emerson and a new drummer, Cozy Powell. Palmer would go on to help form Asia and achieve huge global success for a little while in the mid-&#8217;80s there. To this day, most ELP fans don\u2019t speak of this record, and for good reason. Unless you are a huge fan and really want to hear the whole thing, you can get the two \u201cbest\u201d songs on the box set and go about your life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":32893,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[5955],"rating":[5616],"class_list":["post-44667","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-emerson-lake-palmer","rating-rating-d"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/44667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44667"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/44667\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=44667"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=44667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}