The Chainsmokers\u2019 storm has been brewing for three years now, with each single seemingly doing better than the last on the charts. \u201c#SELFIE,\u201d \u201cRoses,\u201d \u201cDon\u2019t Let Me Down\u201d and now \u201cCloser\u201d are etched into the consciousness of mainstream pop music listeners. With Grammy wins, a spring 2017 appearance on Saturday Night Live, and two advance singles (\u201cParis\u201d and the Coldplay collab \u201cSomething Just Like This\u201d), anticipation was so high for the duo\u2019s first full-length album that it debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard album chart.<\/p>\n
And it falls with a resounding thud.<\/p>\n
Look, I haven\u2019t been 13 for a while now, so maybe lyrics like \u201cI\u2019m fucked up \/ I\u2019m faded \/ I\u2019m so complicated\u2026But I really fucking meant it\u201d set to a pop-EDM-emo beat are all the rage and will really speak to those disaffected white youths in the mall. But it won\u2019t last. Unlike, say, Daft Punk\u2019s Random Access Memories<\/i>, I can\u2019t imagine this Memories <\/i>will be played as the core audience gets older. It\u2019s an album designed for right now, with several Hot Guest Stars and most of the songs probably designated for the next NOW! collection and the playlist at Forever 21.<\/p>\n
I realize in writing this that I sound like a fusty old thirtysomething longing for the music of his youth. Understand when I say that the current thing in pop music has been around since pop music began. Critics looked down on disco, then New Wave, then synth-pop, then post-grunge, then boy bands and Britney Spears, then R&B infiltrating everything, then so forth. Meanwhile, the kids liked what they liked at the time, and record companies and upcoming artists responded, as they always have, as they always will. Nobody is making music for a 33-year-old small-town dad in Michigan to listen to in his Pontiac on the drive home from work. They make and market music for the kids.<\/p>\n
I have no doubts that in five years the Chainsmokers will be a footnote judging by the disposability and sheer in-the-moment exuberance of Memories<\/i>. There\u2019s really nothing here. EDM by design is rather anonymous, and whatever personality these guys had in their early days and their EPs is swallowed up across the course of an album so that all you remember are the guest spots (Emily Warren on two songs, Coldplay, Jhene Aiko). The sheer blandness of this is overwhelming, not just because the songwriting is so banal and repetitive, but because there are so few hooks and so little depth.<\/p>\n
Again, this is likely by design. This is midtempo EDM-pop by committee, anonymous and dull. It\u2019s an album can be played in its entirety at the club, at the gym, at your local suburban mall, eventually on ABC\u2019s Thursday night lineup, and the millennials and tweens among us will eat it up. That\u2019s fine. But in trying to write a full-length serious statement, the Chainsmokers has lost their personality and whatever sense of fun they used to have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":33120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[9991],"rating":[11205],"class_list":["post-44911","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-the-chainsmokers","rating-rating-d-plus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/44911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44911"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/44911\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/33120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=44911"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=44911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}