{"id":46469,"date":"2022-11-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2022-11-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/return-of-the-dream-canteen\/"},"modified":"2022-11-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2022-11-01T00:00:00","slug":"return-of-the-dream-canteen","status":"publish","type":"review","link":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/reviews\/return-of-the-dream-canteen\/","title":{"rendered":"Return Of The Dream Canteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\">The release of two Chili Peppers albums in the same year came as quite a surprise, inasmuch as the band is famous for going five years between releases. Coming only a few months on the heels of the mediocre-at-best <i>Unlimited Love<\/i>, <i>Canteen <\/i>basically presents itself as more of the same, a similar set of songs culled from the same sessions that yielded <i>Love <\/i>and saw guitarist John Frusciante back in the band again. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Taken together, the albums bring to mind 2006\u2019s double-album <i>Stadium Arcadium<\/i>, which was basically two separate CDs released at the same time, but with no unifying theme or concept. For whatever reason, these guys are more productive with Frusciante than they ever were with Josh Klinghoffer or Dave Navarro. Imagine if the second disc of <i>Arcadium <\/i>had been released five months after the first and you basically have <i>Canteen<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Whether that\u2019s a good thing, though, is another matter. <i>Arcadium <\/i>was written at a time when the band had a lot to say and when Frusciante was at the top his game experimenting with pedals and the band\u2019s sound, and the album careened from punchy singles to funk workouts to ballads to solid journeyman pop-rock, and the highlights show a band that had evolved beyond its roots. <i>Canteen,<\/i> however, is basically the Peppers-by-numbers songs that were apparently deemed not worthy enough to appear on <i>Unlimited Love<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Why should that fact scare you? Because <i>Unlimited Love <\/i>kind of sucked. It was 80 minutes full of pleasant late-period slow or midtempo jams with awkward rapping, uninspired playing and repetitive lyrics about an unnamed \u201cshe\u201d that, even at age 60, seems to elude Anthony Kiedis. And <i>Canteen <\/i>is exactly the same thing, a carbon copy of the sound and approach of not only <i>Unlimited Love <\/i>but the weakest moments of <i>Stadium Arcadium<\/i>. I know the band\u2019s Klinghoffer albums were not really loved, but at least they had moments of stretching, taking chances, mature lyrics, growing. I can still remember four songs from <i>The Getaway<\/i>; I can\u2019t remember anything from <i>Love <\/i>except \u201cBlack Summer.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">Now, because these guys have been doing this since 1983, there are still a few good moments that fans may want to check out. Most notable is \u201cEddie,\u201d a revved-up, six-minute tribute to Mr. Van Halen that features two great Frusciante solos and lyrics that make you feel the pain of losing someone of whom you were a fan. \u201cFake As Fu@k,\u201d which seems like a title Nicki Minaj thought of, is probably the hardest funk of the record, once you wade through the meandering chorus. \u201cThe Drummer\u201d has an actual pulse and a nervy energy and \u201cCarry Me Home\u201d is pretty good as well. <\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\">But most of the rest just sort of plods along, ruined either by unmemorable songwriting or by Kiedis\u2019 lame raps; I\u2019d be embarrassed if anyone caught me listening to \u201cMy Cigarette\u201d or \u201cBag of Grins,\u201d while the funereal \u201cLa La La La La La La La\u201d is just dreadful, half-finished nonsense that can\u2019t decide what it wanted to be, and also features the great line \u201cIndonesia, that\u2019s my groove \/ It doesn\u2019t matter where we move.\u201d About the only time the album really tries is the closing \u201cIn The Snow,\u201d a sort of chillwave electro-pop that sounds like a completely different band. Kiedis of course has to ruin it with a spoken-word section about three minutes in, but this is thankfully brief. <\/p>\n<p>  As with most double albums, this could have been a passable single album. If you combined the best of this with the best of <i>Unlimited Love<\/i> on a single disc, at that point you\u2019d have the usual cliches about a solid late-period journeyman album from a veteran alt-rock band, and that would be right. Of course, when the Peppers do release an album, it\u2019s usually far too long to begin with, so maybe the inability to self-edit is part of the charm. But life is short, and it does not need to be spent listening to an hour and 15 minutes of leftover songs from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Stream the best songs and decide for yourself if the rest is worthwhile; my guess is, you\u2019ll agree that much of this could have been released as online-only exclusive bonus tracks or as part of the <i>Unlimited Love <\/i>box set in 2047.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":45,"featured_media":34617,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"artist":[5857],"rating":[11204],"class_list":["post-46469","review","type-review","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","artist-red-hot-chili-peppers","rating-rating-c-minus"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/46469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/review"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/45"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/review\/46469\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/34617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"artist","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/artist?post=46469"},{"taxonomy":"rating","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dailyvault.adishjain.in\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/rating?post=46469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}