There are a few moments in the life of a music reviewer where, while the album is playing, one thinks to themselves, \u201cMaybe I made an error in my life choices. Maybe it\u2019s not too late to clean septic tanks.\u201d<\/p>\n
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At around the 4:30 mark of the first side of Unfinished Music, <\/i>No.<\/i> 1: Two Virgins<\/i>, the avant-garde collaboration between John Lennon and Yoko Ono, that thought crossed my mind when Ono started with her caterwauling. What had simply become difficult to listen to now crossed the line to painful\u2026 and I wasn\u2019t even halfway through the goddamn disc.<\/p>\n
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Yes, I listened to the whole album. Every<\/b><\/i>\u2026 fucking<\/b><\/i>\u2026 second<\/b><\/i>\u2026 of<\/b><\/i>\u2026 it<\/b><\/i>. I\u2019m gonna need some serious therapy as a result\u2026 but, hey, better me than you. Hell, most people probably needed some primal scream therapy after seeing the uncensored cover of the pair au naturel<\/i> \u2013 but I\u2019ll write that off to the album coming out in the days of hippie culture.<\/p>\n
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Let\u2019s get one thing out of the way immediately: reviewing this album<\/span> is not simply an opportunity to shit on Ono. Yes, musically she has been \u2013 shall we say, difficult<\/i> \u2013 to listen to, let alone get into or appreciate. But she has<\/i> had her moments (and, as you\u2019ll read, would have on the expanded version of this disc)<\/span>, and in 1968, her work was already known to be well off the beaten path. Lennon himself had experimented with the avant-garde, even if it never saw the form of anything the Beatles ever released \u2013 and he was an aficionado of dark humor. <\/span>So, listening to some of the aural pastiches they<\/span> ca<\/span>me up with on this disc \u2013 essentially a collection of tape loops with improvised vocals and screeches from both artists \u2013 should not have been any huge surprise.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n And, any Beatles fan worth their weight in salt had an inkling as to what this disc would contain, had they paid attention to \u201cRevolution # 9\u201d off what is conventionally known as the White Album<\/i>. This was a looser collective of snippets, stretched out to just under a half hour \u2013 and a helluva lot less pleasant to listen to. (This is coming from someone who is not a fan of the <\/span>White Album<\/i>, especially \u201cRevolution # 9\u201d.)<\/p>\n <\/p>\n All of this said, it\u2019s impossible to classify Unfinished Music, No. 1: Two Virgins<\/i>, as music per se. It barely qualifies as noise. It is, to put it in the nicest terms, an experiment in sound editing gone terribly, terribly wrong.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Recorded allegedly overnight as Lennon played various tape loops and instruments with vocal ad-libs between Lennon and Ono, the album has the overall sound of pure studio experimentation, seeing how mashing one instrument or tape loop with another would sound. I don\u2019t doubt that similar processes occur to this day in some way, shape or form. The difference is that bands usually don\u2019t release that shit to the fans, except maybe in the guise of an overpriced box set of \u201cstudio leftovers\u201d. Lennon and Ono, however, made the fatal mistake of releasing this in the dying days of the Beatles, when fans more than likely expected something \u2013 anything<\/i> \u2013 other than what this disc has to offer. And I\u2019m gonna say it (like other critics haven\u2019t over the course of over 55 years): this one should never have seen the light of day.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ironically, it is the inclusion of a bonus track – \u201cRemember Love,\u201d the b-side of the \u201cGive Peace A Chance\u201d single \u2013 that gives this disc any<\/b><\/i> redeeming quality. <\/span>Simply a ballad featuring Lennon\u2019s guitar work and Ono\u2019s vocals, there is something about the track that is strangely relaxing. I\u2019m not going to say that Ono was the greatest singer ever to step up to a microphone, but her gentle rendition of this song\u2019s lyrics just seems to fit the track. After being hit over the head for a half hour with the cacophony of sounds that is the album proper, this song is the cool compress to ease one\u2019s head.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n That said, I have zero desire to ever listen to <\/span>Unfinished Music, No. 1: Two Virgins<\/i> ever again in my lifetime. There are a handful of discs I\u2019ve heard in over 30 years of reviewing music that I can hold up and say are the worst things I\u2019ve ever had the displeasure of listening to. If this one isn\u2019t at the top of the list, it\u2019s damned close. It sucks. 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