Have you ever had the experience of listening to an album that
was so bad that you found yourself wishing for death to come so you
didn’t have to listen to any more?
You’re lucky; even if I think an album is the biggest slab of
toxic waste to come from this side of Three Mile Island, I have to
listen to
every god-damned note. And after going through the
experience of sitting through an album by Johnny Dowd, I can
honestly say that I would rather perform a home vasectomy by
removing the grill from the hallway fan than sit through one more
listening of
Pictures From Life’s Other Side, Dowd’s latest.
Listening to this disc reminded me a lot of the first time I
ever heard Tom Waits. On first listen, I wondered who the hell
would buy such cacophany. Over the years, though, my palate has
expanded to the point where I recognize a lot of Waits’s work that
I like. There’s one difference between Waits and Dowd, though: I
don’t see myself becoming endeared with Dowd down the road. It
would kind of be like French kissing a live light socket.
Dowd is a folk singer/songwriter who couldn’t carry a tune even
if he had a bucket the size of New England. He tries to weave
textures of vocal and sound into some of the songs, but the end
result is like housepets being put into the blender.
Sounds a bit harsh, doesn’t it? The first track off this disc, a
cover of Hank Williams’s “A Picture from Life’s Other Side,”
features Dowd with so much twang in his voice that you’d swear he
was just plucked from the plantation to sing this one. It literally
hurts the eardrums – and is not a good sign of things to come.
To Dowd’s credit, there are moments where brief rays of hope
shine through. Tracks like “Hope You Don’t Mind” and “Wish I’d Been
Honest” dare to suggest that there might be method to the musical
madness. Unfortunately, any hope you gain is quickly crushed.
Tracks like “God Created Woman,” “The Girl Who Made Me Sick,” No
Woman’s Flesh But Hers” and “Ballad Of Lonnie Wolf” all help to
seal this disc’s fate. This disc is just unfocused, unpolished –
unlistenable.
And if this isn’t insult enough to the listener, there’s a
hidden track on this one. One word:
WHY?!?
Pictures From Life’s Other Side is a painful listen that is
the kind of disc you own only to put on when it’s time to get rid
of the company who won’t leave. In Dowd’s case, these
Pictures should have been “accidentally” destroyed by
Foto-Mat.
