Christopher Thelen
BORN: 1970
JOINED THE DV STAFF: Joined?!? I founded the fargin' place!
HOMETOWN: Chicago, IL (go Cubs!)
NOW LIVING IN: Kenosha, IL
SPOUSE/KIDS: Dawn / three of my own, three stepchildren (none of whom are kids anymore)
FAVORITE ARTIST: AC/DC
OTHER ARTISTS I LIKE: Geez, got a year? Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Miles Davis, Eddie Harris, Melissa Etheridge, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Phish, Led Zeppelin, Sur Sudha, Dave Uhrich, Rick Wakeman, Joe Satriani, Motorhead, Thelonious Monk, The Who, XTC... the list is endless, really.
BEER: Nope... sorry. The older I get, the less I discover I desire the old moonshine. Cherry Dr. Pepper Zero for me, thank you.
OTHER HOBBIES: Playing guitar and working on my music (and dreading the day someone from the site critiques it), reading, continuing to fall behind on my DVD collection.
PERSONAL MOTTO: "Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's an asshole, you've got his shoes and you're a mile away." - Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
I WRITE MUSIC REVIEWS BECAUSE: ...I've got 25-plus years' experience in this field. Do I really need a reason?
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Article
Reviews
B+
Johnny Cash
Unchained
Jul 4, 2000
C+
Before Dark
Daydreamin’
Jul 3, 2000
B-
Karma To Burn
Wild Wonderful Purgatory
Jul 2, 2000
B
Various Artists
A Fistful Of Rock N’ Roll Volume 4
Jun 28, 2000
A-
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Then And Now
Jun 27, 2000
B-
The Jimmie Van Zant Band
Southern Comfort
Jun 27, 2000
C
Samson
Head On
Jun 22, 2000
B+
Various Artists
A Fistful Of Rock N’ Roll Volume 3
Jun 19, 2000
C-
Motörhead
Another Perfect Day
Jun 18, 2000
C
Uriah Heep
Return To Fantasy
Jun 17, 2000
C
Fleshcrawl
As Blood Rains From The Sky… We Walk The Path Of
Endless Fire
Jun 14, 2000
A-
Lee Rocker
Lee Rocker Live
Jun 14, 2000
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Articles
The Prince Of Darkness
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Dio: Dreamers Never Die
Film Review Sep 18, 2023
Silver Highlights
Commemoratives Jan 13, 2022
Tied To The Whippin’ Post
Feature Jun 29, 2020
Invisible Guests
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A Dangerous Meeting
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Rock And Roll All Nite
Rankings May 18, 2020
It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
Feature Jan 13, 2017
A Dream Goes On Forever
Essay Jan 2, 2007
House Lights… The Concert’s Over
Essay Sep 30, 2005
Anthrax Stumble Out Of The Gate, But Return To Be ‘Among The Living’
Concert Review May 2, 2005
Marillion Breaks The “Seven Year Itch”
Feature Oct 4, 2004
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