Christopher Thelen
BORN: 1970
JOINED THE DV STAFF: Joined?!? I founded the fargin' place!
HOMETOWN: Chicago, IL (go Cubs!)
NOW LIVING IN: Kenosha, IL
SPOUSE/KIDS: Dawn / three of my own, three stepchildren (none of whom are kids anymore)
FAVORITE ARTIST: AC/DC
OTHER ARTISTS I LIKE: Geez, got a year? Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Miles Davis, Eddie Harris, Melissa Etheridge, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Phish, Led Zeppelin, Sur Sudha, Dave Uhrich, Rick Wakeman, Joe Satriani, Motorhead, Thelonious Monk, The Who, XTC... the list is endless, really.
BEER: Nope... sorry. The older I get, the less I discover I desire the old moonshine. Cherry Dr. Pepper Zero for me, thank you.
OTHER HOBBIES: Playing guitar and working on my music (and dreading the day someone from the site critiques it), reading, continuing to fall behind on my DVD collection.
PERSONAL MOTTO: "Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's an asshole, you've got his shoes and you're a mile away." - Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
I WRITE MUSIC REVIEWS BECAUSE: ...I've got 25-plus years' experience in this field. Do I really need a reason?
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Article
Reviews
C-
Bocephus King
A Small Good Thing
Jul 15, 1999
A
Paul Simon
Graceland
Jul 14, 1999
C-
Grand Funk Railroad
On Time
Jul 13, 1999
A-
Hypocrisy
Hypocrisy
Jul 13, 1999
C+
Bill Kirchen
Raise A Ruckus
Jul 13, 1999
B
Brother
Your Backyard
Jul 13, 1999
B-
Uriah Heep
Sonic Origami
Jul 12, 1999
B
Smash Mouth
Astro Lounge
Jul 11, 1999
B
The Knack
Round Trip
Jul 10, 1999
C+
Duran Duran
Duran Duran
Jul 10, 1999
B-
The Selecter
Cruel Britannia
Jul 8, 1999
C+
Children of Bodom
Hatebreeder
Jul 8, 1999
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