Christopher Thelen
BORN: 1970
JOINED THE DV STAFF: Joined?!? I founded the fargin' place!
HOMETOWN: Chicago, IL (go Cubs!)
NOW LIVING IN: Kenosha, IL
SPOUSE/KIDS: Dawn / three of my own, three stepchildren (none of whom are kids anymore)
FAVORITE ARTIST: AC/DC
OTHER ARTISTS I LIKE: Geez, got a year? Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Miles Davis, Eddie Harris, Melissa Etheridge, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Phish, Led Zeppelin, Sur Sudha, Dave Uhrich, Rick Wakeman, Joe Satriani, Motorhead, Thelonious Monk, The Who, XTC... the list is endless, really.
BEER: Nope... sorry. The older I get, the less I discover I desire the old moonshine. Cherry Dr. Pepper Zero for me, thank you.
OTHER HOBBIES: Playing guitar and working on my music (and dreading the day someone from the site critiques it), reading, continuing to fall behind on my DVD collection.
PERSONAL MOTTO: "Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's an asshole, you've got his shoes and you're a mile away." - Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
I WRITE MUSIC REVIEWS BECAUSE: ...I've got 25-plus years' experience in this field. Do I really need a reason?
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Article
Reviews
A
Frank Zappa
You Can’t Do That On Stage Anymore Volume 1
Feb 25, 1998
B
Royal Hunt
Paradox
Feb 24, 1998
A-
Mary Lou Lord
Got No Shadow
Feb 24, 1998
D
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
Footloose
Feb 23, 1998
B-
War
The World Is A Ghetto
Feb 22, 1998
C-
Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
George Of The Jungle
Feb 21, 1998
A-
W.A.S.P.
Double Live Assassins
Feb 20, 1998
D
Joseph Jarman & Leroy Jenkins
Out Of The Mist
Feb 20, 1998
A-
The Rolling Stones
Bridges To Babylon
Feb 17, 1998
A
Mike Tramp
Capricorn
Feb 16, 1998
B
Soundtrack
Hercules
Feb 15, 1998
B+
Queen
The Works
Feb 15, 1998
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