Christopher Thelen
BORN: 1970
JOINED THE DV STAFF: Joined?!? I founded the fargin' place!
HOMETOWN: Chicago, IL (go Cubs!)
NOW LIVING IN: Kenosha, IL
SPOUSE/KIDS: Dawn / three of my own, three stepchildren (none of whom are kids anymore)
FAVORITE ARTIST: AC/DC
OTHER ARTISTS I LIKE: Geez, got a year? Anthrax, Black Sabbath, Miles Davis, Eddie Harris, Melissa Etheridge, Frank Zappa, Grateful Dead, Phish, Led Zeppelin, Sur Sudha, Dave Uhrich, Rick Wakeman, Joe Satriani, Motorhead, Thelonious Monk, The Who, XTC... the list is endless, really.
BEER: Nope... sorry. The older I get, the less I discover I desire the old moonshine. Cherry Dr. Pepper Zero for me, thank you.
OTHER HOBBIES: Playing guitar and working on my music (and dreading the day someone from the site critiques it), reading, continuing to fall behind on my DVD collection.
PERSONAL MOTTO: "Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes. That way, if he's an asshole, you've got his shoes and you're a mile away." - Rev. Billy C. Wirtz
I WRITE MUSIC REVIEWS BECAUSE: ...I've got 25-plus years' experience in this field. Do I really need a reason?
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Article
Reviews
B+
Various Artists
Radio Disney Jams Vol. 3
Mar 25, 2001
F
Seven Foot Spleen
Enter Therapy
Mar 24, 2001
C
Pornosonic
Cream Streets
Mar 23, 2001
C+
Rick Hertless
Hey Heart
Mar 22, 2001
B+
Soundtrack
Recess: School’s Out
Mar 22, 2001
C+
The Quiet Room
Reconceive
Mar 21, 2001
C-
Greg Howard Band
Lift
Mar 20, 2001
A
Soundtrack
Psycho Beach Party
Mar 20, 2001
A
John Gorka
The Company You Keep
Mar 19, 2001
C+
Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Double Live
Mar 18, 2001
A-
Galactic Cowboys
Let It Go
Mar 16, 2001
C+
Tesla
The Great Radio Controversy
Mar 16, 2001
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Rock And Roll All Nite
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